Ship ー Yuurio
[ For @slytherinfangrell ♡ ]
Yurio: kill yourself
Yuuri: but i have Viktor...
Viktor: dont even think about taking my Yuuri you russian punk
Otabek: watch it you pig cutlet bowl
Viktor: dONT TALK TO MY FIANCE THAT WAY LOSER
Otabek: then DONT TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT OLD HOBO
Yuuri: STOP
Yurio: this is entertaining
Viktor: yuuri!!! he called me old T^T
Yuuri: well honey you did call him a loser and his boyfriend a russian punk...
Viktor: but he called you a pig cutlet bowl... I can't stand back and let that happen!
Yurio: you're being dramatic
Yuuri: anyway, who would even ship this???
Otabek: yeah! it's obvious who's in love in the show
Viktor: yuuri is mine no one can have him he is my sunshine and my one and only he is so cute and I can't wait to marry him he will be mine forever I just want to kick anyone who messes with me and I want to lock up yuuri so no one can have him but me he loves me too we're getting married suck my ass hoes
Kubō: well alright then
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Yuri!!! On Ice TEXTS
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