"I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else your co-star, perhaps, or Y., or even O., or anyone Z. through A., even R. Although sadly I believe it will be quite some time before two women can be allowed to marry and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned. That, Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way."
-Lemony Snicket
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Marvelous Marriage
Random"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers." - Eddie Cantor. In The Bad Beginning, Al Funcoot's "The Marvelous Marriage" is vaguely described, since it is written for a length of three acts and is described by Mr. Snicket as "a dreadfu...
