Fuckin' Crazy (Funtime Freddy X Reader) ✅

Welcome To Hell Incarnate, Where Crazy Robots Freely Commit Homicide (x)

You were losing patience. Perhaps at an even faster rate than your rapidly decreasing power. You grit your teeth and, as Bonnet streaked across your office, flung your flashlight right at her nose. She went down and disappeared without a trace.

How does that even work? Is there a trap door that she disappears into?

"OH COME ON, PARTY POOPER! COME ON OUT AND PLA-A-AY!"

You narrowed your eyes at the slightly glitchy monitor. Administering a controlled shock to the oxygen draining minireenas hanging over the camera lense screen, you ignored the loud, slightly scratchy high pitched male voice yelling from a random part of the building.

Instead of responding with an insult like you usually did, you paid more attention to the rapidly increasing sound of music to your left.

The left door slammed shut directly in the tall, slender dancers face as you jabbed your finger on the button.

"That's a very nice song," you muttered to yourself. "But I still hate you."

"HEY BAWNBAWN, GO GET EM'!"

Now that, you absolutely could not ignore. Lunging at the right side door, you just barely managed to slam the door shut in time for the following bang that followed. Sighing in relief, you almost swallowed that relief when you saw the power bar.

21%, at 4:56 am.

Now, that wouldn't be too bad, if it were a relatively calm night- But alas, the terror that the fifth night brought was about as opposite to calm it could get. These psychos have no chill! At this rate, you had little hope for survival.

Sensing the lack of music, you trudged over and reluctantly opened the left door. Plopping back down in your chair, you opened the right door and lifted your monitor. After issuing another controlled shock to the minireenas and Electrobabs, you dropped your monitor- only to be forced to throw it right back up at the sight of Yendo.

At this point, all of these extra animatronics are just here to make my life harder. They don't even have any other roles to fulfill in this building!

"HEY PRINCESS, GET READY FOR A SURPRI-I-ISE!"

You were slightly confused; you had never heard that one before. But instead of wasting time pondering, you slammed both doors shut, just in case it was a completely new tactic. When in doubt, hide from everyone, or however the fuck that saying goes.

After a few tense moments, in which you used the monitor to spot Funtime Foxy's preparation to run to your office, you opened both doors again, only to have to close the right one due to the sound of music again.

"HEY, HOW 'BOUT ANOTHER SURPRI-I-ISE!"

Strangely enough, Freddy's voice came from the same hall Ballora had just left. Despite the fact your power was only 14% at 5:42, you kept the right door shut.

First mistake.

Although the sound of banging resonated from the right, you recognises it as Foxy's banging.

Freddy didn't bang.

Your eyes widened in realization. "Oh, shi-"

A hand clamped over your mouth, dragging you out of your chair and into a hard chest. "Tut tut, Princess. That's no way for a lady to speak, is it?"

You recognized that voice. It sent your mind into overdrive. 'Fuck, fuck, fuckitty fuck, shit, shit, shittity shit...'

Twisting around, you discreetly slipped your foot up so the bottom was pressed against his abdomen. You glared your captor down.

He looked a bit like Freddy from the original Freddy Fazbears, a place you'd enjoyed visiting as a kid, but with a pink and white pattern and actual cheeks.

Cheeks which were currently somehow supporting a wide grin. "Ooh, I finally gotcha! You were a real challenge, princess. But now I've finally achieved you..."

Before he could pull you any closer, you shot your leg out in an attempt to kick the animatronic away from you.

Second mistake.

Instead of having the desired affect, a searing pain shot up your leg that almost made you want to cry.

Funtime Freddy just rolled his eyes at your failed attempt. "Don't worry, princess. I'll take good care of ya'."

And with a pain in the back of your skull, you were out like a light.