(in treehouse (S)elina and (N)ikki are breeding unicorns. A (S)ebastian(-corn) is standing by nibbling S's sleeve.)
S: Quit that you stupid Sebastian-corn! Nikki, why did we ever agree on importing these things?
N: Uh….I dunno. They're kinda defective.
S: Nooo…..ya think? (whacks N)
N: (chasing after S-corn) Oh c'mon! They're not that bad! They only raid the fridge, annoy us constantly, and….EAT MY MANGA!
S: (kicks off S-corn and rolls eyes) Told ya. I'll go find the receipt….THEY ATE THE RECIEPT!
N/S: (exchange glances) Get the guns. (N & S get guns)
N/S: (make gun sounds)
N: That was nice.
S: Sweet, sweet revenge.
N: Hey, what's that sound?
S: It's behind us… (N & S turn)
N/S: (scream like little girls) THERE'S MORE!
N/S: (magical girl poses) Super Magical Girl Transformation!
N: Fire and Earth!
S: Air and Water! Since there aren't four of us…
N: We are the Power Rangers!
S: No! I thought we agreed on being Pokémon!
N: Oh yeah….
N/S: Wipe out the Sebastian-corns! (charge forward)
S: That was a nice workout. (stretches)
N: Lets go find Saiyuki-corns! (searches around)
S: (in narrator voice) Hours later….
N: No! Why are these Hakkai-corns so sadistic? SUICIDE IS A BAD THING!
S: Well I got the masochistic ones! These Sanzo-corns are trying to murder me!
N: So? I've got a friggin' Gojyo-corn stalking me!
S: Yeah? But the Goku-corn ate my dinner!
N: It's official…
N/S: I HATE SAIYUKI-CORNS!
(N & S, different parts in unison)
S: (in slow announcer drone) Written by Nikki & Selina, Directed by Nikki & Selina, Performed by Nikki & Selina, Copyrighted by Nikki & Selina, Thought of by Nikki & Selina, Prompted by Mr. Ramon Revs, Music by Nikki, and Credits by Selina.
N: (musical; normal pace) It's a battle win or lose, it's the friends you make, it's the road you choose, you got the right stuff, so make your mind up, find the courage inside of you, if you're strong you'll survive and keep your dream alive, it's the Battle Frontier, Pokémon! Be the best you can be and find your destiny, it's the master plan, the power's in your hand, Pokémon!
(N & S, different parts in unison)
S: (clears throat. Said in slow, businesslike tone.) Copyright infringement not intended. The Magical Girls do not belong to us, but to whoever came up with the lame idea. The same is true for the Power Rangers. Saiyuki, Hakkai, Sanzo, Gojyo, and Goku all belong to Kazuya Minekura. Pokémon, as well as the songs, belong to the dude-or dudette- who invented them. Do not sue us.
N: (musical; normal pace) Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em- it's you and me. I know it's my destiny-Pokémon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em- a heart so true. Our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!
N/S: AND SCENE!
(curtain draws!)
