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Okay, so this happened some time in 2015:

So me and my parents are at a cool place with a lot of stores and stuff (let's just call it a plaza.)
And we get hungry, so we stop by a Checkers.

We order our food and stuff and go sit down on the outside tables

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We order our food and stuff and go sit down on the outside tables.
I'm eating my food (slowly like always) and I feel like someone is watching me. I look around and see this guy about my age staring at me. LIKE BOI DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING?!
He had dirty blonde hair and blue eyes.
Exactly.
I actually like green eyes tbh (random fact, most women would agree with me {no I did not make that up.})
So this guy had them kumquat smiles, and winked at me! WINKED AT ME!!!
Like wtf?
So I just smile slightly (trying not to laugh my *** off) and go back to eating.
Luckily my parents had their backs turned at him, because if they saw... I don't even know...
Every once and a while I'd look at him, AND HE WAS STILL LOOKING AT ME!!!
Like, no, stop.
So after a while of me holding back my laughter, me and my parents go to the car.
He waved bye to me, and I just ignored him....

Yeah...

So we get in the car and I text my best friend, who said she would have roasted him.
Lol
And yeah, a kumquat was testing me.

Like, no, stop.

ME NO COMPRENDO AMERICAN!!!

Love,
Kēki-chan

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