Chapter 7: 3rd Wheel

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Marks POV

(CRINGE WARNING *kinda*)
I was sitting on the couch happy as could be when I hear Signe and Jack talking but not just talking like friends or normal people, couple talking. Nicknames, I could hear them kissing and to be honest I almost puked. "How about we go out?" Jack asked "oh honey you know we can't leave Mark" they kissed again and now I'm just uncomfortable

"We'll go to the pet park and take him then we can leave for a while" they kiss again "alright let's go get him" Aww fuck no! There is no way in hell I'm dealing with that nasty shit

TIME SKIP

We walk into the pet park and they walk into the fenced in area and sit down on a bench, they take the leash off me and I know they want me to leave and trust me I do too but there are a LOT of different animals here. There are dogs, cats, nekos, rabbits, and I swear I saw a ferrite

I don't care how, I just need to hide from these animals. They're all bigger than me and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die. And I don't wanna die right after I asked out the love of my life.

I start hiding behind Jack and Signe "Mark go" Jack tries to shoo me but no way in hell am I going out there "no! I'm gonna get fucking squished!" "Seán he's scared" I hear Signe whisper  "I am not!" She looks down at me "ok maybe a little" "Yeah" "Look Mark there's nothing to be scared of, you see these animals all the time" "yeah but there bigger now!" Jack picked me up and brought me to the middle of the area "Now sit down" I cross my arms "I will not go that low" he holds a treat and I sit down, what am I doing? (I'm asking myself the same question Mark)

He gave it to me "Now stay" he goes to leave and I see the other pets near me so I run back to them but I run to Signe "Mark! I told you to stay!" "You know I'm not a real pet!" Signe hugs Jack "calm down it's just the beer talking" that's why he's drunk (I know he doesn't like to get drunk but this is just what my brain told me to write) he calms down "Mark, just go out with the other pets" "No!" I yell stubbornly when a woman comes by. I guess she works here "Hi! Are you having trouble getting your Neko to play?" Jack replies with a yes "If you want I can take him out to the others" "That'd be great thank you" "Jack!!" I yell "is it his first time here?" "Yes" Jack answers

She looks down at me "Ok, can you follow me?" I stay close to Signe "fuck off" I tell her she doesn't care though "Come on it'll be fine. The other nekos here are nice and so are the other animals" I shake my head "You can hold my hand if you want" I hiss at her "Mark if you don't go you can't talk to Y/N later" "What!? You can't do that! I finally ask her out and you're gonna tell me I can't talk to her!?" They nod and I look to the woman "fine" I look down and follow the woman

This is too degrading
She brings me to another pen in the park and opens the door "go in here" I look back and see Signe and Jack leaving and kissing, I cringe and go in the pen

She closes it and locks it

I look around and the area is just nekos
Some of the girls look at me but I'm a taken man and that's what I'll tell them.
"This area is just nekos so you can get used to being around other animals, have fun kitty" I hiss at her "Only my girlfriend can call me that!" I yell "So you do know other nekos?" "No! I'm dating a human!" "Oh honey I'm sorry to tell you but the woman you were with is your owner" I face palm "my girlfriend is in LA dumbass" "ok well have fun" she walks away and I just sit by the door

Next time someone comes in or out I can sneak out of here and out of this dumb park

TIME SKIP

I wait for a few minutes when someone comes in so I quickly run out as fast as my little legs will take me and I make it out of the pen!
I'm almost to the gate!!! Freedom! I'm then lifted in the air by my tail "HEY!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!" I yell kicking and punching "Come on little one, you've gotta stay in the pen till your owners come back" it's that woman from earlier

She set me on her hand and put me back in the pen on my butt
I cross my arms and scowl then she pets my head and leaves "I was so close!" I then see Signe and Jack! I need to get their attention "JACK!!!!! SIGNE!!!!!" They turn and see me then chuckle "YEAH COME FUCKING GET ME!" they come into the park and get me

Signe lifts me up in her hand "Finally! I swear if you two leave me alone in a place like this again you'll have to buy a new couch" they laugh "Ok you'll just be with us on our date" "I don't care, I don't wanna be here anymore" she puts the leash back on my collar and we leave the pet park for the real park

She puts me on the ground and Jack put his arm around her as they watched me walk

TIME SKIP

While we walk through the park I cringe while hearing them get all lovey dovey, it's disgusting at least from my point of view
Right? If you had his point of view you'd think it was adorable. Pfft, no it's nasty as fuck

I feel my neck get pulled "Huh?" I look up and Signe was tugging at the leash "come on, we're heading home" "finally my torture ends and I can call Y/N"

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