(In Kyoto's room)
(Kyoto was in his room playing videogames on his console of your imagination while sarutobi was laying next to him listening to the older of the two's music)
Kyoto=I wonder is alternative rock good for kids his age.....Eh it should be fine.
(Knock Knock)
Kyoto=Yeah.
(Josh and hiyotomi came into the room)
Josh=Kyoto when is the last time you and sarutobi went outside.
Kyoto=I dunno last week maybe or was it last month.
Josh=Last month!
Kyoto=Dude chill we're in great shape right sarutobi.
Sarutobi=Uh huh daddy gif me good fewd.
Hiyotomi=Wad daddy ged ou?
Sarutobi=Candy, cookie, pisa, chocwite.
Josh=KYOTO!
Kyoto=(Snitch)Hey Josh chill.
Josh=NO I WILL NOT CHILL GO GET DRESSED!
Kyoto=And if I say no.
(Josh puts Kyoto in a headlock)
Kyoto=Okay I give!
(Kyoto got himself and Sarutobi dressed)
(In the living room)
Kyoto=Happy.
Josh=Very, now I've packed a diaper backpack for sarutobi it has seven pairs of diapers, some wipes, baby powder and some snacks just in case he gets hungry.
(Kyoto dug through the bag)
Kyoto=Friut and crackers.
Josh=Yes healthy snacks.
Kyoto=Whatever.
Josh=Don't forget the stroller.
Kyoto=I know.
Josh=Just take him to the park or something.
Kyoto=I know you don't have to nag at me.
Josh=Apparently I do.
Kyoto=What are you gonna do while we're out?
Josh=Well me and hiyotomi are gonna relax with a Disney movie.
Hiyotomi=Daddy say me ged da mofie.
Kyoto=I see anyways see you later.
Hiyotomi=Bye saru bye daddy.
(At the park)
Kyoto=Okay kid let's get you on the swings.
(Kyoto started pushing sarutobi on the swings)
Sarutobi=Whee.
Kyoto=Heh heh.
(Kyoto heared giggling from behind him to see a group of women)
Maya=Sorry it's just your son is cute.
Joanna=And so are you.
Maya=Joanna!
....
Lisa=Well it's true.
Maya=See even lisa agrees
......
Kyoto=Hmm.
Sarutobi=Daddy who dey?
Kyoto=Well they're about to be names in my phone book.
Maya=Is it just you and this little guy?
Kyoto=Yeah I adopted him a few months back, his mom was abusive to him, heck she tried to kill him.
Lisa=What!?
Joanna=To experience at such a young age.
Kyoto=Yep I have been taking care of him since.
Maya=Aww how sweet of you.
Lisa=Aww.
Joanna=Aww the poor thing.
Sarutobi=Daddy reawy nice he gif me candy an he pway wi me.
Maya=Aww.
Joanna=Here's my number I volunteer at this daycare maybe you can bring this cutie by there sometime.
Kyoto=Sure.
Maya=Here's my number I take pediatrics at my college.
Lisa=I have a little brother his age so yeah I have experience have my number.
(After kyoto had got all of the girls numbers the women left)
Kyoto=Hmm me plus the kid equals more girls....saru.
Sarutobi=Huh.
Kyoto=From this day forth I dub thee wingman no even better wingbaby.
Sarutobi=Wad dat?
Kyoto=As wingbaby it's your job to be cute and do things like play together and make each other laugh, girls will come to me I get their numbers and I will buy you a toy if you don't tell josh.
Sarutobi=Me wike toy.
Kyoto=I know so don't tell josh.
Sarutobi=No tell hiyo daddy.
Kyoto=That's right, now I have another place we can go to.
(So kyoto placed sarutobi inside the stroller and he went to another area of the park)
(At the sandbox)
Kyoto=Alright saru look over there we have a girl on your over there she is jogging by herself but by the looks of her clothes short hair and slight bags under her eyes she has a kid we don't want those type of women.
Sarutobi=Otay wad bout hew.
(Sarutobi pointed to a woman who was doing yoga)
Kyoto=Yes that is exactly who I am looking for good eye sarutobi look at you you're picking this up fast.
Sarutobi=Heh heh.
Kyoto=Now you see she has meet the criteria single, no kid, good face, and the body man the girl looks good.
Sarutobi=Heh heh.
Kyoto=Now we need a plan.
Sarutobi=Why?
Kyoto=We can't just go in the fray while it's hot we have to wait till it simmers down then we strike.
Sarutobi=Otay?
Kyoto=Now here's the plan for this one I need you to say that you need something.
Sarutobi=Somefing?
Kyoto=Yeah say like you need a bottle or something.
Sarutobi=Otay.
(So kyoto started walking setting his plan in motion)
Sarutobi=Daddy ba ba.
(The woman looked up)
Kyoto=Here you go buddy.
(Kyoto handed sarutobi his sippy cup)
Sarutobi=Ank ou.
Layla=Aww you're such a good father.
Kyoto=Thanks umm what's your name?
Layla=Layla and also I think your little one needs a change.
Kyoto=What?
Sarutobi=Daddy tinky.
Kyoto=Oh.
Layla=Bathroom's overthere.
Kyoto=Stay right there.
(Kyoto rushed to the bathroom and after three minutes kyoto rushed back to layla)
Layla=You sure do work fast.
Kyoto=Yeah just a little something I picked up a few months back.
Layla=Let me get your number.
Kyoto=(Score)
Layla=Robin would love this.
Kyoto=Robin?
Layla=Yeah(sighs)my soulmate.
Kyoto=You have a boyfriend.
Layla=No of course not that's hilarious.
Kyoto=(I may still have a chance)
Layla=Robin is my girlfriend.
......
Kyoto=(Mutters)D**** it.
Layla=Huh.
Kyoto=Nothing.
(Layla gave kyoto her number and waved goodbye to sarutobi and left)
.....
Kyoto=Why do all the pretty one's play for the other team.
Sarutobi=Me nod do good?
Kyoto=No you were awesome but she does not like guys.
Sarutobi=Me ged toy?
....
Kyoto=Sure why not.
Sarutobi=Yay!
(So after getting a few more numbers kyoto left the park)
Kyoto=Okay we got a few numbers nice.
Sarutobi=Me ged toy?
Kyoto=Yeah you can get a toy...look there is a toy store two blocks from us let's go there.
(In the said toy store)
Kyoto=Man look at all these kids running rampant at least you're a good kid right saru.
Saru=Yeah.
Kyoto=Now what are we getting?
Sarutobi=Oh wan a twain.
Kyoto=A train.
....
Sarutobi=No me wan a sword.
......
Kyoto=A sword?
Sarutobi=Yeah wan dat.
Kyoto=Why a sword why not get a truck or a plain.
..
Sarutobi=Cuz ou wike swords an me wan be wike daddy.
.....
Kyoto=(Did my heart just skip a beat) Okay I'll get you a toy sword.
(So kyoto found a foam toy katana and he gave it to sarutobi)
(So after buying the toy kyoto decided he might as well take sarutobi out to eat so he stopped by a fast food restaurant)
Kyoto=Okay kid time to get some real food because all the josh made for you is terrible.
Sarutobi=Me wan ishe cweam.
Kyoto=How about we eat some actual food like burgers.
Sarutobi=Otay.
(After Kyoto placed his the order he was handed a beeper to notify him the food he had ordered was ready, so both him and sarutobi sat at a table he had placed sarutobi in a booster seat)
.....
Kyoto=So was today fun?
Sarutobi=Uh huh.
.....
Kyoto=Hey so do you and your bro like living with us?
Sarutobi=Yeah ou reawy nice an hiyo wike other daddy.
Kyoto=Yeah...so why did your mom try to...I mean put you in a box in that building.
Sarutobi=She say dat we bad an no wan us no moe...bud me wuv mommy stiw.
Kyoto=That's kinda mature for a baby.
Sarutobi=Hiyo don wike mommy no moe.
Kyoto=I can see why.
Sarutobi=Wen me an hiyo go beddy bye me haf bad dweam hiyo say dat mommy did id dat why hiyo don wike mommy.
Kyoto=You've been having bad dreams, how come you didn't tell me.
Sarutobi=Don wan ou ged mad.
Kyoto=I won't be mad.
Sarutobi=Sowy.
Kyoto=You didn't do anything wrong little guy.
(Kyoto's beeper went off)
Kyoto=Oh our food is ready.
(So after they both ate their food kyoto left the restaurant and saw it was getting late so he decided to go home)
(At the apartment)
(Kyoto unlocked the door to josh and hiyotomi asleep in front of the T.V while it was replaying the movie they had watched)
Kyoto=They're knocked out.
Sarutobi=(Yawn)
Kyoto=And you're getting tired to huh kid.
Sarutobi=Can me sweep wif ou daddy.
Kyoto=Sure.
(Kyoto draped a blanket over josh and hiyotomi and he carried sarutobi to his room)
(In Kyoto's room)
Kyoto=Alright saru time to lay down.
(Kyoto dressed both sarutobi and himself into their respective pajamas and they fell onto the bed)
....
Sarutobi=Daddy.
Kyoto=Yeah.
Sarutobi=Why other daddy wike icky veggies.
Kyoto=Because he's super weird.
.....
Sarutobi=Daddy.
Kyoto=Yeah.
Sarutobi=Why other daddy be wed wen Ms.jane hewe.
Kyoto=Because his girl game weak.
Sarutobi=Otay.
