Kyoto=zzzzz oh my god my stomach ow my head no morr saki
Josh=oh god I am never letting you talking me into partying like that again.
Kyoto=well you had fun.
Josh=yeah I did why am I in your room.
Kyoto=I dont know but I'm hungry make me food.
Josh=make your own food don't be lazy.
Kyoto=(speaks japanease ).
Josh=up yours to kyoto.
(in the kitchen)
Kyoto=hey now lets see what we have... too much healthy food where is all the junk food at.
Josh=you ate all of it.
Kyoto=oh yeah so whats the plan today.
Josh=well we go to work I try to get into havard for my dream job of being a world class chef
Kyoto=and how is that going.
Josh=well I have to go to harvard so an long ways but I will do it.
.......
Kyoto=well you have fun while I will find some food....(gets on his knees)please cook for me I am so hungry.
Josh=no.
Kyoto=but I am going to die(cries anime tears).
Josh=no thats final.
Kyoto=cooking is your passion and beside henry from 3a said he is an better cook than you ever be.
Josh=how dare he I will cook an better meal no an buffet than henry ever!!!!
(With him feeling more motivated than ever)
Kyoto=ha sucker.
(3 minutes later)
Josh=done kyoto taste the many foods I prepared.
Kyoto=oh my god omlets bacon and so much more I could cry.
Josh=take that henry.
Kyoto=your food is awesome!!!!!
Josh=thank you wait hey you tricked me!!
Kyoto=you fell for it.
Josh=well I was hungry anyways lets dig in.
(after they ate kyoto went searching some stuff on facebook mostly an fake party that is going to change their lives for an while)
Kyoto=dude check out this party in up state there so many girls on facebook.
Josh=dude no.
Kyoto=but jane is coming to you know you love her.
Josh=well I guess .
(an couple hours at the entrance of the so called party)
Kyoto=hey we are here for the party.
Josh=where is everybody.
(they both got hit on the head hard they passed out)
........
???=hey we need to leave these things here and we can burn them all down.
???=at last the ritual will be complete.
????=I hated these kids since the day I was their surrogate so they are not mines and I will be praised by god and his angel's.
.....
Kyoto=mmm my head I smell something good and oh crap!!!
Josh=dude stop yelling what is that smell....Ahh oh crap!!!!!
Kyoto=why are we tied up I cant get loose.
Josh=umm wait I have an gun.
Kyoto=why do you have an gun I could use my serrated ability.
Josh=It's not a ability you just don't cut your nails!
Kyoto=Screw you!
Josh=besides you shake too much.
Kyoto=Hold get my pocket knife it's in my back pocket
(once they were free they left but before they did they took the box to report what happen to them to the police but)...
(outside)
Kyoto=my god we nearly died and and I felt awesome whew what a rush.
Josh=that was insane who were those people and whats in this box.
Kyoto=lets go home and check it out.
(at their apartment)
Kyoto=yay home.
Josh=whats in this box?
(Kyoto whipped out his pocket knife)
Josh=Careful!
(Before kyoto could cut the box open josh heard an sneeze come from the box)
.......
Kyoto=did that box just sneeze?
Josh=yeah is there something alive in there?
Kyoto=umm yeah get the screw drivers.
Josh=yeah.
(after he got the screw drivers they went about taking the screws out)
Josh=one more(undoes screw)
Kyoto=there now lets open the thing.
(once they opened the box they found two kids twins to be exact both had brown hair and the exact same looks they were identical twins)
....
Kyoto=you see the kids right or is my concusion bad.
Josh=no I see them too.
Child=heh heh.
Josh=hey look they got names tags okay that one with the blue shirt is sarutobi and the other one is hiyotomi.
Sarutobi=daddy.
.......
