"Corrin, huh?"
Kaito tilted his head and looked at her with confusion
"If you don't mind me asking, where did that name come from?"
Corrin akwardly smiled at Kaito, mumbling out :
"It's uh, cause I'm half Japanese and half Greek."
She laughed it off and quickly called a waiter as a way to break the silence.
A hipster looking person walked up to their table and handed them the menu.
They adjusted their glasses and quickly asked for their orders.
Corrin was the first to respond.
"I'll have a Caramel Macchiato, please."
"A-and I'll have a Caffè Latte."
Kaito quickly ordered, so that he could continue talking to Corrin.
"So... your family must be pretty cool, seeing as one side is Japanese and the other is Greek."
Corrin's eyes widened and she stared at Kaito.
"Heh, yeaah.... it's real neat when your families start wars over you and try to claim you for theirselves."
It took Kaito a few seconds to realise what the fuck Corrin had just said.
"Wait what- hold up what the fuck? They start wars over who gets to keep you?"
Corrin laughed and shrugged it off.
"It's pretty dumb, but yeah. I keep them at bay by having meet-ups every month, and they always bring me gifts to make me come to their side. They might seem rude but they mean well."
It was time, the waiter walked up to their table and gave them their orders.
Both just gave a little "Thanks." and waited for the waiter to leave.
"So, if your families start wars over you i guess they're pretty rich huh?"
Kaito slowly took a sip of his coffee, expecting to be smacked or thrown across the room.
"Yeah I guess. The wars are bad and all, but the emotional struggle between my siblings is just horrible!"
Corrin whined, gulping down more than half of her coffee.
"So you have siblings, I'm an only child myself. But since you said siblings... is it like 2 or 3?"
He looked patiently at Corrin, who had been sweating for a long time.
"Uh... like 8? 4 older ones and 4 younger ones."
Kaito spat out his drink
"Whoa! 9 kids?! Your parents should really invest in some condoms."
Corrin laughed a little, but was suddenly cut off by her phone ringing.
"Oh, I'm sorry, let me just pick this up."
The girl took out her phone and answered the call.
Kaito couldn't help but look at her ; she was cute, she had red eyes, her ass was bangin'. She was the complete package.
He's ... in love!
Corrin ended the call and grabbed her purse.
"Hey, sorry but my siblings called. I gotta leave to prevent World War Three. Can you pay for this?"
Corrin asked impatiently.
"But I don't have any mone-"
Kaito got cut off by Corrin, who was already leaving out the front door.
"Ok bye~"
She winked at him and quickly ran down the street.
... fuck.
What was he supposed to do? He didn't have any money on him!
Kaito quickly called the waiter and slowly explained the situation to him
"... and that's why I can't pay for this!"
Momota's eyes shimmered with hope, looking at the waiter for pity and understanding.
"Sir, you still have to pay for the drinks, I'm sorry."
The poor astronaught school drop-out was already at his wit's end. There was only one thing left to do.
"Do you accept handjobs as currency?"
After a disgusted expression from the waiter, Kaito didn't have to pay for the drinks! Hooray for prostitution being frowned upon in the modern society!
He 'borrowed' some napkins from the table and made it back to his crappy 3 room appartment.
☆ END OF CHAPTER ☆
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Dragons [ In Space ] (Kaito Momota × Fem!Corrin)
Fanfiction⚠Warning! This is a joke!⚠ Why ship two characters who have absolutely nothing to do with eachother? memes Let's be honest, Corrin is the ultimate footjob waifu and Kaito has some pretty darn attractive feet. (thanks Kodaka) I do not have a foot fet...