"W-What? It's that much for a pound?"
Kaito's eyes widened as he reached for his wallet, slowly taking a peek to see if he had enough.
"Ah, dammit. I'm a few dollars off. Can I do anything for a discount..?"
Kaito looked at his dealer, who had been walking towards him.
"Well... there is one thing you can do. And if you do it, I'll be good and give you another pound, free of charge."
Oh boy.. The only thing Kaito could do was swallow his dignity and ask
"T-two pounds? What do I uh... have to do..?"
He winced as his dealer slithered up to his ear, and whispered into it.
"You ever sucked dick before, Kaito?"
Kaito could practically feel his stomach ulser explode, he dropped a brow and backed away from his dealer.
"Woah man, I-uh I've never sucked a dude bro off before man, ain't that gay?"
The dealer grabbed Kaito's shoulder with a bit of force
"It ain't if you say 'no homo'."
Kaito took a deep breath and uttered the cursed words
"No homo."
He dropped to his knees and unzipped the dealer's pants. The sweet color of sweat and blush suddenly rushed to his face when his dealer whipped out his member. It seemed a bit on the small side but Kaito didn't comment.
As he slowly and cautiously opened his mouth, his dealer grabbed his haired and barged into his mouth without an invitation.
In about a few seconds, Kaito had already been on the ground, coughing for air.
"What the hell, man!?"
Kaito quickly got up and spat out the dealer's cock juice.
"Ugh... what did you even eat for breakfast- actually, don't bother answering that. Just gimme the goods so I can get out of here."
Kaito reached his hand out and the dealer shiftly dropped the two pounds of space weed into Kaito's hand.
"If you feel like getting some extra pounds, you know what to do, spacemouth-"
Kaito quickly turned around and started powerwalking away
"S-sure- and don't call me that. See you later, asshole!"
He was so busy thinking of a witty goodbye he didn't notice the girl walking infront of him, so he bumped into her!
"Hey, what the fuck?"
The girl quickly got up and started screaming at Kaito, sometimes hitting him with her small purse
"Watch where you're going! And why do you smell like weed and semen?! Augh!"
Kaito had barely beed able to stand up because she had been hitting him with the purse
"Agh! What the fuck is in your purse, you crazy bitch! Are you trying to give me a concussion!?"
"As a matter of fact, I am! What kind of druggie hobo runs into innocent bystanders and knocks them down for no reason!"
The hits got faster and stronger. Kaito could feel blood running down his cheek
"Fuc- ah! Shit- Listen- fuck- dammit- just stop! Holy shit please stop!"
He crawled back a bit, and then slowly got up.
"Hey- you're actually pretty cute.."
Kaito mumbled to himself, slowly aproaching her
"You're treating me with a drink, or I'm suing you for almost giving me a concussion!"
The girl took a deep breath in.
"Ugh, fine. But I'm only being nice to you since I see you have some serious issues."
She grabbed his bloody hand and they ran through the street.
Quickly enough, they had made it to some fancy looking coffee shop. Apparently they had every single coffe bean blessed by a budist monk. What a bunch of bullshit.
Kaito and the girl sat down and stared akwardly at eachother for a while, until Kaito made the first move.
"So, uh, what's your name?"
The girl smiled sourly and tilted her head
"...Corrin."
☆ END OF CHAPTER ☆
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Dragons [ In Space ] (Kaito Momota × Fem!Corrin)
Fanfiction⚠Warning! This is a joke!⚠ Why ship two characters who have absolutely nothing to do with eachother? memes Let's be honest, Corrin is the ultimate footjob waifu and Kaito has some pretty darn attractive feet. (thanks Kodaka) I do not have a foot fet...