Bluebird

Jokes

"Hey, Babybat. I'm home! Wanna hear a joke?" Jason asked as he walked through the door.
At the sound of her brother's voice slid down the banister to greet him.

"Yes!" she exclaimed.
"Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Jason asked as Terry, Tim, and Damian entered the room they were in.
"Really Jay you're going to tell her the oldest joke in the book?" Terry reprimanded.
"Tt. Todd I for once agree with McGinnis." Damian stated before pulling Blue closer to him.
"Grayson, would you like to hear the best joke ever?" Damian asked.
"Uhm sure... but what happened to the chicken? Does it have to be a chicken that crosses the road? Can a rooster cross the road? Or a baby chicken? Or duck? Or a turkey? Or a robin? Or a -" Blue started to ramble before Damian interrupted.
"Tt. You imbecile the birds do not matter. Knock Knock." Damian stated while knocking on the door behind him.
"Ohh who is it?" Blueasked excitedly before moving to open the door. Before she could open the door Tim lifted her off the floor.
"Dami, that joke is almost as bad as Jason's!"
"Hey!" Jason and Damian managed to shout in unision.
"No, offence Babybird." Tim said to Jason before turning his attention back to Blue, "Wanna hear the joke?"
"Sure but what about the chicken?" Blue asked.
"Forget the chicken." Tim stated before telling her the joke, "A wife-hater is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks, 'Who is it that rests in peace here?', he answers, 'Me, now that I'm rid of her!' "
"I don't get it!" Blue huffed as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"Really Tim? That's the best you can do she's five!" Jason huffed, frustrated.
"Don't worry Babybat. Hey look over there!" Terry exclaimed.
"Oh is it the chicken? Or is it the duck? Or is it the robin? Or is it turkey?" Blueasked with almost too much enthusiasm, as she searched everywhere for the birds.
"Nope. Sorry Babybat that was the joke." Terry sheepishly let her know.
"Terry, that was one of the worst jokes ever!" Jason exclaimed as Bruce walked through the door.
"Tati!" Blue yelled while trying to squirm out of Tim's hold. Bruce reached over, kissed her forehead, took her from Tim and threw her up into the air.
"Young Masters and Mistress, dinner is ready." Alfred stated simply before the boys and Bluestamped into the dining room.
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Later that Night
"Tati?" Bluecalled as she walked into Bruce's study with her pajamas on.
"Yes Blue?" Bruce asked before looking at his daughter. He got up from his chair. Then walked to his daughter and saw a tear slip from her eye. He picked her up and gently set her on his hip. "What's wrong Bluebird?" He spoke in a concerned voice.
"Jason, Dami, Terry, and Tim were telling me jokes but I don't get any of them!"
"What were they?" Bruce asked gently rocking her back and forth. "And what part don't you get?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road. Was it only a chicken? Or could it be a turkey? Or a cute little baby duck? Maybe even a little robin? Who was knock knocking at the door? What was over there when Terry told me to look over there? Finally, what's a wife hater and why was he happy when his wife died?" Blueasked.
Bruce took a minute before he got his story together.
"Well you see Bluethe chicken was crossing the road to get to the other side which had his friends Mr. Turkey, Mr. Baby Duck, and Mr. Robin. They then came and knocked on the door to ask for some of Alfred's cookies. They then went over there," Bruce pointed in the direction of the windows which were in facing the forest, " to play hide-n-seek!"
"Oh!" Blue exclaimed before asking, "What's a wife hater and why was he happy when the wife died?"
"There is no such thing as a wife hater so that means no one was happy when the wife died. Got it BabyBat?"
"Yeah" Blue said before she yawned loudly.
"Come on let's get you to bed." Bruce whispered while carrying her up the stairs. Once they reached her bedroom, Bruce pulled back the blanket and tucked her in. After handing her Popcorn, the stuffed elephant.
"Good night Blue ,I love you." Bruce said kissing her forehead.
"G'Night Tati. Te iubesc." Blue said tiredly (I love you)
Bruce smiled closing the door, and started his trek down stairs. In which, he started his night job with his boys.
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Here's the update. Hope you guys like it! Sorry for not updating in awhile. Thank you guys for your support with the copycat problem. Please if you have any requests please let me know G'Night everyone!