Finnian's Dear Diary

Entry 6

Dear Diary,

-ERROR-

Wait wait wait. Stop I'm gonna take over Finnian's dear diary so...

Bard's Dear Diary.

Dear Diary,

Finnian's been a bit of a pain since he killed his pet bird, Charlie. I mean... He didn't really kill he suffercate- But who puts a bird in a pocket alright; but he's been trying to bring home every animal he finds outside and I'm pretty sure most of them don't live in England but he finds them anyway and brings them home so that's been a bit of an issue.

However, I can't tell Mr Sebastian or the young master because they're very busy people and I don't want to bother them. So I've decided to solve the problem myself by getting him a new, normal pet. A cat.

"Here you go Finny, I found you one that's a normal pet outside. I think if you keep it in your room it'll be fine." I said carrying the black and white cat in my arms. "I love him. Oh, I'm gonna call it Princess Petunia Blossom." Finny said petting the cats head. "Urm, he's a boy Finnian so you'll probably call him something more manly." I passed the cat to Finnian and he smiled, "I love him." He said as Sebastian entered the kitchen.

"No, No, no. We do not have a kitten in the mansion. The young master is severely allergic this will not do, we can't keep him." Sebastian took the cat off Finnian, "Alright, alright, your fine." He said to the cat as he walked away. "Why is he taking Princess Petunia Blossom into his room?" Finnian asked as he looked at me. I shrugged my shoulders, "Butlers are weird." I walked away. "Glad I'm not a butler..." Finnian said, "It has the word butt in it."