Alesso Ronchetti hasn't smiled since.
Lucille Holtz has never not smiled.
Opposites attract right? More like polar opposites.
Leader of the Italian Mafia with problems with the rival Family who deals with his problems through brutal interrogation...
Opposites attract right? More like polar opposites.
Leader of the Italian Mafia with problems with the rival Family who deals with his problems through brutal interrogation tactics versus an accountant by day and a multimedia memester by night, with "problems" with the deaths of fictional characters and copes by over posting memes on social media.
But, what if they are more alike than anyone originally thought?
United by the common goal of protecting Alesso's 2 month old baby girl, will they grow to love each other or will the deal end as they intended?
Either way, there will be a whole lot of memes, deaths, and especially diapers.
-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- What the h*** don't fúcking swear
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Warning: contains swearing, graphic content, both violent and mature, including possibly triggering references to self-harm and rape.
There will also be too many fandom references, memes, and has been known to cause the "That's me" Relatable Commenting Syndrome ;)
Also also, there will be characters who are hella gay and hella bi so if you don't like that, this story is not for you. Now shoo, I don't tolerate hateful comments.
This means it is possible for any characters to ship, so ship away ;)
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