Tuesday 13th July, 2015
My smith - eens,
Today, of all days, my brand new iPad needs to be charged so unfortunately (sad face) I can't show what it's like but then again be able to see even if I did have it. So sorry, but what I can tell you is that my friends from back in England FaceTimed me and we laughed all night. Now, right now as I speak you might be wondering: 'in her last entry she said she would be writing in the morning so how would she be able to get ready for school?'.
Well, if you must know, I am easily struggling to put my fat legs into a small pair of black tights ready for school today. So thank you for the concern but I think that I am fine for now. Now, to regain the happiness I had when I started this entry, I will finish getting ready for school and continue when I come back. But know questioning me if I forget. Oh yeah, like I said you wouldn't even be able to question me because you're not here with me. I love doing this diary, I mean journal thing you know. But bye! 6 1/2 hours to go: tick, tock, look at the clock...
Wednesday 14th July, 2015
Nice to see you - to see you nice,
You must be like: 'why on this earth is this forgetful human being so happy today?'. Well to answer that simply, I honestly thought you would plainly forget. But I am really sorry about that. I'll admit, I really am forgetful of so many things so now I can happily add this to the long list I have of things I forget. Anyway, I did manage to bring my iPad but since you can't see it physically, I have got a picture of it though. Here it is, take a look:
'But, why are there two iPads on your table, you said you only got one' is what you're definitely thinking, well I compared the size to my mum's iPad Pro 9.7". Not to brag or anything but I am pretty rich but then what I don't get is how I am so dumb at my geographical senses but smart enough to know that I am rich. Weird, right?
Then again, you guys are lucky my mum even allowed me to get off my lousy backside to show a picture like this, so, appreciate it. That's right, it's not that easy to expose the fact that you're rich and you and your mother both have a iPad Pro each. Take it as a privilege – hopefully the police won't get me into any beef before I come and back – and – slap them and be all juju on them. But, for now, bye!
P.S. don't be causing any juju beef on your mates or the police.
Au revoir!
(Sorry this part is short I'll try to make it longer in the next part)
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