"What you just witnessed, dear creeps, is the amazingly breathtaking view of someone enjoying something so much that they cum over it. Look! A lady down there got her cum in my hair. She's a lucky bitch." I say, showing my viewers the old lady on the ground. She looks so angry. Just as angry as me. Fucking Jin. Wonder how I can get back at him?
"Today something weird happened," I continue as I start to jerk off again, slower this time. "My friend called me out, called me gay, said I liked being raped by a dude. He accused me of sleeping with another one of my friends." It wasn't a lie.
"But as all a very heterosexual male in his twenties, I only like vaginas. Yes, those very nice vaginas that women have. I like women. Big breasts and a nice caging is definitely what makes my dick rock hard." I say to the camera as I jerk of faster. Now I either sound like a gay dude in denial or a straight dude who tried comedy.
"One day, if you're lucky, I'll film myself fucking someone. Maybe I'll set up a hidden camera somewhere and fuck someone so hard that they'll forget their name. Maybe I'll destroy them analy. I'll make them beg for mercy as I tell them to suck my throbbing dick. If you like the sound of that, please comment down below." I say and finish jerking off once again. My videos never have any editing so I just upload them directly onto pornhub. My account name is SexyKoreanOppa (fake) and it has over a million subscribers.
I ponder on something great as I walk the corridors of the hotel. My lungs fill with fire as I remember what Jin said. Fuck him you know? Wait, Namjoon already does that. He should teach his pet a thing or two about manners. Sometimes I wish I had guns for hands so I could shoot people. Luckily I can only do that in games.
I miss the story I read but, thanks to Jungkook I can't read it anymore. He took my phone and deleted the book off my Wattpad library. I can't remember it's name either. Shit! That's never good! I've read so many amazing stories that I can't remember the names to.
"Look who finally decided to come back." Jimin jokes and sticks his tongue out.
"Don't start shit, Jimin. I warn you." I say in the most serious voice ever. I think I scared him to be very honest.
"I-I won't start anything. Anyways, Jungkook wondered where you went and Jin said he wanted to apologize. They're still at the dinner table, the dessert just arrived." Jimin says with a big grin on his face. He's such a kid sometimes, I love him for that. Little cute mochi. W-wait, wait, don't tell me I have a thing for Jimin and Jungkook? What? GOD WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO? As if I wasn't stressed enough already. I know Jimin kinda has a thing for me, he moaned my name in his sleep once. It was kinda hot...
"I'm sorry for everything, Yoongi. Yeongsae?" Jin apologizes as I enter the room. It falls silent as they all anxiously await my answer.
"Yeah, I don't wanna lose any of you guys. I'm sorry for being stupid as well, I love you all." Every time I try to be sweet I end up sounding like some kind of drunk moron. "I'll forgive all of you if you can forgive me?" My heart is aching, I don't want them to hate me.
"You're forgiven, Yoongi-Hyung." Taehyung says and smiles warmly at me.
"I forgive you... Kitten." Jungkook teases. The room falls silent again.
"D-did he just call you 'kitten' as if it was normal for him?" Hoseok asks in utter disbelief.
"Yes, he says I remind him of a cat sometimes, that's why he calls me kitten. It's kinda cute to be honest." I explain. I lie, yes, but it's still an explanation. Jungkook looks at me and mouths 'thank you' to me.
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The Love Triangle // Yoonkook/Yoonmin (Discontinued)
FanfictionUSED TO BE CALLED 'CALL ME OPPA' Min Yoongi. Cold as ice, very cute on the outside, kinky as balls on the inside. Yoongi's secret is only a secret to five people. Jeon Jungkook. Lively, innocent, barely legal. He has a secret. He's also ver...