Dexter x Reader

feelings are now relized.

(Wow....I fell sick...so sick that I'm gonna lay in bed and update my computer and stay on wattpad. So let's get on with the cringe and the story)

(Y/N) pov. (Didn't expect that did you?)

I was laying in bed....bored...intill my phone rang, I picked it up to see the word "Dumdum" and dexter. I didn't ansewr tho. I just started texting instead

D= Dexter (F/L)(first letter)=(Y/N)

(F/L)-Hello.
D-why didn't you ansewr your phone
(F/L)-Beacuse...your a Dumdum
D-why do your words hurt so much ;-;
(F/L)- Beacuse I'm bored...and tired...and something else
D-...I'm coming over.
(F/L)-No I wanna be alone
D-Too late open your window (Y/N)
(F/L)-Make me.
And 5 seconds later, the window opend and dexter sat down next to me.
I pushed him down to the bed and stood up
"It's not polite to barge in people's rooms you know." I said
"Mhm yep okay, quick question how much do you love me?~"Dexter smirked and leaned closer to me.
I looked away, my face felt hot so I knew I was blushing.
He sat on my bed and criss crossed his legs, I sat down next to him and took out my phone, dexter looked over my shoulder "what are you doing buddy?" I pulled up wattpad making sure not to break the fourth wal-crap...
"None of your business" I looked at him and sticked out my tounge
"I can be busy writing a fanfiction about my hot body too!" I blushed again and turned off my phone
He laughed and I punched him in the arm
He just laughed harder and I couldn't help but laugh too.
Then we heard the front door open
And (F/N) barged in
"(Y/N) I GOT A-...who the hell is this guy?"
I looked at dexter and he just smirked and said
"I am her boyfr-" I slapped the living crap out of him
I looked at (F/N) "He is not my boyfriend, he's my friend"
(F/N) looked like she was about to explode with excitement.
I pushed (F/N) outside my room door
"(F/N) I'm telling you this Beacuse your my friend, but I may have feelings for that guy" I pointed at dexter
"Your are gonna walk up to him and say "You are my boyfriend!"" (F/N) said
Her plan sounded like garbage but I didn't wanna hurt her feelings
"No, what im gonna do is wait for the right moment an-" Before I could finish Dexter came out of the room and looked at us "whatcha talking about?" I looked at dexter and little mad he interrupted "Hey dexter don't you have your "Job" to do?" Dexter looked at me and just smiled "Nope my did all my "Work" already...for the day"
"You do your job every day?! Why!"
Me and dexter were going back and forth about his "job"
(F/N) looked at you and dexter like you both were crazy
"I'm gonna leave you love birds to your "business"" she wiggled her eyebrows and walked out the door. To only fall 2 seconds later.
I laughed my butt off and dexter fell backwards laughing

(Dexter's pov)(you didn't expect this definitely.)

I think I slipped on something, don't know what but when I fell it made (Y/N) laughed even more. I definitely didnt blush....mabey I did mabey I didn't shut up people behind the fourth wall.
She tried to help me up but I refused and I stayed on the floor
"Dexter, get up"
"No leave me here in embarrassment."
She sighed and I laughed while getting up
"But I still came here with a job to do...sorry (Y/N) But I have to do this for my job" I don't think she relized what I was about to do
I pushed her in her room and locked it from outside.
"Sorry (Y/N), but you have to agree I'm amazing to get out!"
I smiled and waited for an ansewr...intill she unlocked the door from the other side and I fell flat on my face. I need to stop doing that
"(Y/N) why.."
She pushed me in the room
"..THERE IS NO LOCK IN HERE!"
Her laugh is adorable but also sinister
(Im sorry I cant...I just can't...I'll be back in like a hour. Till then it's to be continued)