The Land Whale is a beautiful creature ranging from 6 to 10 hundred pounds. They consist of mostly white people who have merged together.
They undergo their own lives until they realize that their lives are small and useless, after they go through a state of metamorphosis.
After going through metamorphosis they link themselves to the hive mind. After doing that they grow fins, dye themselves blue, and finally go to the ocean,but because they can not swim, you don't see them.
But, in most previous years they have been most profoundly found at Walmart. Land Whales are very dangerous, they need to eat so much they are not afraid of eating kids, adults, and even babies.
They are 99.99% blubber, the bone mass has completely disappeared, making them very immobile, but they use wheely chairs and go carts to get around. This will conclude on the basic life cycle of a land whale.
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The Biology of Land Whale
HumorThis discusses how land whale live and basically everything about them.