The LW (Land Whales) habitat is very unique in every aspect because they can live anywhere in the world, but the first natural sighting was in the US before Obama became president.
When his wife installed the healthy food act to try to exterminate the land whales before they got to be a real problem. As we can see... she failed. The land whales have not only taken over America they have also spread to other parts of the world.
This problem was also foreseen by our ancestors... dams are a prime example. The dams are not to hold back water but, land whales that have become whales in the water. When Mitchell Obama's plan didn't work they start to hunt the land whales down.
The hunting parties would dig a giant round hole and place the ultimate bait... bacon! In the center of the hole. When a land whale fell in the hole the hunting parties would pour concrete over them to keep them contained while at the same time making the world's wrecking balls.
But when the other land whales found out about this they joined together in packs for protection so the hunting parties so came up with a terrible plan... poisoned bacon, but this is a story for another time so thus concludes the habitat of the land whales.
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The Biology of Land Whale
HumorThis discusses how land whale live and basically everything about them.
