Isle of flightless birds

15 You know what they do to guys like us in prison

"Thea, glad I ran into you." Gabriel smiles. "I'm not that pleased." I grown and he stands up. "Sorry, I just need to speak with you. I didn't mean to crush you." He gives me one of his sweet smiles and that he knows I can resist. "The evil step mom's mother is coming tomorrow. I was wondering if you could help me annoy the evil step mom:" He looks hopeful. "Only if we can fix a new name." I laugh. "BitchWitch?" He ask and I nod. "Good. So BitchWitch said that I wasn't allowed to do anything stupid. So we can set up pranks in my house and in the school and take the blame for them. We can also paint BitchWitch mom's car. I nod. "And pay some strippers to come into her room when she is sleeping." I tell him with a evil grin. "I know a prostitute." I say and take up my phone. "Thea." Dani's voice fills the room. "You're on speaker." I tell her. "Hi, I'm Gabriel." Gabriel introduce himself. "So, we were wondering if you could do us a favor. We are planning a prank and we need some prostitutes to come into a woman's room when she is sleeping." I tell Dani and she laughs. "I will bring seven. When and where?" She asks. "Johnstreet 20. tomorrow night at midnight." I tell her and the we hang up. "We can also set sixteen dogs free in the school." Gabriel says with a smirk.

"Hey, can you do Gabriel and I a small favor?" I ask Charlie and he looks up from his computer. "So we are planing to do some pranks, and we were wondering if you could wait calling his parents until tomorrow evening." I say and he laughs. "Okay, but I don't know that you guys are planning this." He says with a wink. "Thank you Charlie. We will get started right now." Gabriel's head pops up behind me. "It will be epic."Charlie laughs. "I bet."

"What the actual fuck?" Some girl screams. "There is a fucking goat in my locker. What the fuck is going on." She drags out the on and then there is a body falling. "There is a dog here too?" The girl asks screaming. I can barely stand up because I'm laughing so much and Gabriel can't breath. "This is so funny. I knew this was a good idea." Gabriel breaths out after a while. "Where did you get the goat from?" Nate ask him. Where did he come from? "And a even better question." James ask behind us. "How the fuck did you get it into her locker?" Nate ads. "I made my father adopt a dog before, and then we got a goat because we adopted the dog." I smile. "Fred." I scream and the goat runs up to me. "Good boy." I tell him and hug him while I strokes his stomach. "I can also be a good boy if you treat me like that." James wink at me and Gabriel slaps him. "Good boy." Nate mocks me and hugs Gabriel while we other laughs. "Time for the next one." Gabriel smirks evil. "But you didn't answer how you got the goat into that locker." Nate says and I give him a smile. "Holy hell. It smells rotten at your locker Nate." A girl interrupts and Gabriel and I sneak away while Nate runs to his locker. "Thea and Gabriel you guys are so dead. You can't just put a skunk in my locker!" Nate screams. "Start the car!" I scream into my phone. "Will do." Jacob says and hang up.

"So, that wasn't really that smart of us." Gabriel mutters when we are in the car. "Maybe not. But I fixed cameras in the whole building. This shit is going up on YouTube." I laugh. "Oh, right. Gabriel this is my friend Jacob. I forgot." I smile. "Hi." Gabriel smiles. "Hi." Jacobs nervous voice says. "So how did you get my number?" Jacob asks to change the subject. "I asked nicely." I smile. "Thea." Gabriel look stern at me. "Okay, I asked." Gabriel continues to look at me. "Fine. I broke into your locker." I tell Jacob. "You broke into my locker?" He asks confused. "Jupp." I smile proudly. "You have to teach me how to do that." He says and I laugh. "Sure."

"Good morning Vietnam!" I scream and jump onto James. "No." He groans and turn around so I fall down on the floor. "Was that really necessary?" I groan but he ignores me. 'Carry on my wayward son.' My phone shouts. "Sup?" I look at the clock. Eleven am. "Hi, meet me at my house in fifteen minutes. Take your bike and revealing clothes. Prepare to make out." He ends the call. I put on leather pants and a white blouse that reveal my white bra.  "I'm going to Gabriel's house. I might make out with him. So deal with it." I say with a wink and then I take the keys to my bike and drives away.