OC's X (half-devil) Mreader

Part 21

(Y/n) POV
"I think you offended those doctors back there" Amethyst said as we left the hospital "Add them to my list then" I said getting in "You have a list?" "Yes, I keep track of all the people I've offended, here are some" I said and I held up a piece of paper "Here's my favorite, Germans, the French, the southern half of Italy, the profoundly deaf, blind people, cripples, Alabama" "How did you offend Alabama?" "I called them all a bunch of gun tooting redneck inbreds, some more, Nazis, Hunters, fisherman, the fish, some lesser known cults, Satanists, Asians, lesbians, women, and the entirety of South America" and I opened the door to my car "You don't feel remorse do you?" "The fucks remorse?" and I was about to get in till something grabbed my wrists, a pair of glowing handcuffs "Ah, Amethyst, go back home and queue up the next episode of Dr. Phil for me, I'm going to be awhile, bye" I said as I was pulled away. I looked up and it was one of those black SUV from before and a guy was holding the chain attached to my cuffs "How brilliant" I said as I skidded across pavement. I pulled my self into my feet and started sliding and I looked ahead as we approached a fire hydrant, just at the right height to nail me right in the family jewels "Holy mother fu-"

Due to the extreme nature of this profanity we're going to have to censor that

I laid on the ground my hands holding my bits, or what's left of them. They dragged me to a warehouse and my cuffs were still on with the chain to a wall. "So you must be the demons son" a voice said and I looked out one eye. The man who stood before me had silver hair, yellow eyes, and was very short, like freakishly short "Depending on who's asking" I said and he kicked me in the neck "I never knew someone so annoying could be alive" he said but I just coughed up some blood "Damn, what size are those, like 7's? Maybe 6.5's?" I said and he growled "Awww, did I make baby sad?" and the guy pulled out a knife and stabbed my leg. It hurt so much more than being just stabbed by a regular knife. It felt like fire was in my veins "Before you make some stupid remark, yes, this knife has angel tears in its blade, making it incredibly painful for demons like you" and he pulled it out making my blood spill onto the floor. A tv screen then lowered and it showed a picture of Maru and Armena "What is this?" I said holding my injury "You see (Y/n), my boss really wants to meet you in person, I'll give you a simple choice" and he pointed the knife at me "You can either give inand come quietly to meet my boss and your children will be sparred, or I take you to him by force and I blow that whole place to kingdom come" and I glared at him "I choose" and I glanced over to the chain on the wall, it was loosely fitted and I could easily rip it out "Or" and I kicked the guy in the face and ripped the chain out of the wall and began spinning it like a whip "Push the button you moron!" and I looked at the guy with the bomb and I whipped him making it drop. I spun it again and pulled it closer to me and under my feet, I then got blasted by a pair of multi colored balls that exploded "Forget my boss, your a dead man" the guy said holding more "You know, I never got a name?" and he just chuckled "It's Kiro" "Well, Kirk, allow me to enlighten you to a few facts" and I broke the cuffs with ease "Im normally a pretty chill guy, I don't tend to hold grudges and I'm a pretty flexible guy when it comes to work" and my eyes were flashing red "But you threaten my loves and kids, now we have a problem" and I grew a large grin "They haven't even been on this world for a week and you threatened to end them, now I have a question for you" and I tilted my head slightly "How does that make you better than me?"

3rd POV

"You think I'm scared of you, bitch please, I've seen scarier bounce houses" Kirk said cockily while (Y/n) kept his blank expression "You see these clothes? I can get hit full force by a dump truck and walk away!" he said laughing while (Y/n) stood over him "You want a truck kid? Have your fucking truck!" and (Y/n) cut off Kirk by sucker punching him in the stomach making the smaller man go wide eyed and his explosive bouncy balls flying everywhere 'If I could use one form of imagery to describe the amount of pain I'm in right now, the exploding balls are good enough' Kirk thought getting sent to the other side of the warehouse. He laid in a pile of rubble with his clothes torn and ripped "Okay so even if he's just a little upset he turns into some rage monster, I wonder what's going through his head" Kiro said as (Y/n) approached him, singing to the tune of 'rocka bye baby' "The little baby was pissing me off, so I punched the baby, if the babies breathing still, POP goes the baby" and (Y/n) stood over him again "You think that hurt?" 'That hurt a lot' Kirk said defiantly "Like I said, dump truck crash" "Oh that was just me stretching" (Y/n) said calm as can be "You want a truck ya little bastard, HONK HONK!" (Y/n) shouted hitting Kirk back the other way. Kirk laid with blood pouring from his injuries and with one of his legs bent and twisted the complete opposite direction of normal "So kid, you done?" (Y/n) said sitting down by Kiro "Your not going to kill me?" "Like I said, I don't hold grudges" and (Y/n) got up "But come after me again and I'll make you wish I killed you, later" he said walking away leaving Kiro on the ground.

Meanwhile

"Local authorities report explosions coming from a warehouse in the industrial district....." the reporter said and Maru sighed "What are the chances that that's him?" "100%" Armena said not even hesitating.