Tom Hiddleston One-shots

Funny drunk 'pregnant' Tom

Mpreg - Tom, suffering from jet lag, takes pregnancy tests but doesn't realize that they're already all taken.

My twist on this is he had a drunk night out, not jet lag. I am sorry it is a bit fast paced and jumps a lot. I have been wanting to write this for a bit so I might redo it at a later time when I can properly sit here and write and try to space things out more evenly.

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Tom had been most of the night after the night if his latest play wrapped. He had the cast along with Ben and Chris out with him so he got 'permission' to be out as long as he wanted so here he was walking into home at 4 am drunk as a skunk and falling into the walls and laughing to himself, thinking he was being silent even though the whole damn house seemed to rattle with every fall. His girlfriend on the other hand was up and waiting for him in their room and holding a hand over her mouth to stop the laugh from coming out of her mouth. a few hiccups sounded off before his footsteps followed. Yes this was the best time of the day, when he came in drunk cause  he always turned into a wannabe spy and tried to sneak in.  A few minutes went by which is when she thought that maybe he as using the restroom downstairs before he would make his way up the stairs to the room to shower, or what she doesn't want to happen, him just crashing in bed smelling of beer and vomit from the others, and then going to bed. What happened instead is a loud and frightened shriek rang out and it brought her to her feet fast when she realized it was Tom and not just any Tom but a Drunk Tom.

Oh gosh, what now?" She asked herself, getting up and walking out the door and down the hall that led to the stairs where Tom was crying.

She didn't know whether to laugh or be worried about that but she found out once she made it to the lit room she guessed it had to do something with the pregnancy test in his hand. Looking up at (Y/N), Tom wiped his tear streaked room and (Y/N) thought she would have to tell him that is wasn't her test and she was not pregnant but instead she got the shock of her life when he opened his mouth to her.

"I'M PREGNANT! I THOUGHT I WAS A MAN! I even checked and I have a penis..... How is it going to get out of me? My belly button?" He asked.

His words didn't kick in right away, (Y/N) had to think about then for a moment before they registered in her head and when they did, she couldn't help but laugh out loud and  fall against the wall for support. Tom looked at her in disgust before hopping, quite clumsily mind you, to his feet and looked down at her, holding a hand over his stomach.

"Me and the baby can't be around someone who can't take us seriously!" Tom exclaimed.

(Y/N) laughed out louder and doubled over and slid down the wall laughing tears.

"Tom..... Oh my. Babe, did you seriously pee on a stick? And was it already opened when you found it?" She asked, trying to calm down when she seen how upset he was getting.

"That's not the point! I am having OUR baby!" He insisted.

"No, babe, you're not love. You probably took a old test and didn't realize....."

"NO! I am expecting a weird miracle!" He shouted.

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It was the longest night of her life. He had refused food, coffee, tea unless it was decaf claiming it would hurt the baby. By the time the sun rose over the building and shone into the house, Tom was knocked out on the couch in a very uncomfortable looking position, sleeping off some of the buzz. (Y/N) started breakfast of eggs, toast and sausage along with orange juice before sitting down and eating. Tom stirred about a few hours later and popped a eye open to look at where he was. His wife sat at the coffee table going over bills and drinking coffee, which he gladly stole once she placed it down again, and took a gulp of it.