"Ummmm, no dad I am NOT getting behind the wheel of your Jag. You're completely bonkers if you think I will. I might crash or something!" Sage exclaimed.
She was sixteen and just got her permit and Tom was gleeful to take her out for a drive in his car well his wife Nova looked on from their front door trying not to laugh at the two. Sage was freaking out and trying to push Tom's keys away from her well Tom tried to coax their oldest to drive his jag.
"Sage, it is a old car and it is okay. Once you get your licence it is going to be yours so..... If you mess it up, which you wont love, you will be messing up your own car." Tom explained to her with a mega watt smile on his face.
He was almost shaking in excitement as he held the keys up.
"I'll drive daddy!" Valkyrie ran out of the house with her twin, Adia on her heels. They were 13 and more than ready to go on a adventure.
"Yeah right Valk! You couldn't drive a bike loser!" Sage snapped.
"Hey! We don't use words we don't mean. Sage, get your ass in the car and drive. You take my car out all the time at night when you think me and your dad are asleep so I know you know how to drive. Now it will just be a smaller car with more power behind it." Nova scolded, earning a raised brow from Tom as he took in the information that the family rang rover was taken out.
"Oh really? How many time has the rover been taken and I was unaware?" he asked.
"Okay! Let's go driving!" Sage exclaimed, grabbing the keys and running to her side of the car, leaving Tom there with a smirk.
"We're still going to talk about this!" Tom exclaimed, following along after her.
"Twins, in the house, we will see how daddy takes care of her this time."
"I bet a bag of cookies that he grounds her for a week!" Adia shouted, running past her mother, into the house.
"I say only the weekend! She always gets out of trouble." Valkyrie replied.
"Lord help me when they get their hands on the keys." Nova told herself, walking into the house behind her girls.
Jameson was in the kitchen currently, sneaking away with said cookies to his room to help feed the army of friends he had over for the night. He turned 11 today and he got permission to have some friends over so currently, he had four friends in his room all playing video games and yelling.
"Eh eh eh! That is all Jamie. You're not going to go sugar high on me kid." Nova warned.
"Oh! TJ woke up and he is now in my room too trying to destroy my Lego's but it's okay mum! We rolled him in a blanket and now he is tuck!"
"Oh gosh. Girls, stay inside and don't open the door till your father gets back." Nova warned as she ran up the stairs to up roll her youngest from the mess her other son put him in. Upon opening the door, TJ, short for Tom Jr, was screaming at his brother and his friends who were sitting on him as he was rolled in the blankets.
"Okay. off my baby! Off! Off boys." Nova shouted, scaring the cookie monsters and unrolling her five year old from the blankets and lifting him up.
"Quite easily he wrapped his legs around her and did his fake crying he always did when he wanted to get his way and it always worked.
"James, give me one GOOD reason not to send your friends home and ground you." Nova seethed.
"Mum! You can't do that! We didn't kill him!"
"Yeah Nova!" "Nova! "You can't torture us like that!" "You're the cool mum!"
The flooding of displeasure poured in. That gave TJ the chance to scream out in fake frustration.
"I'll be back and you better hope your brother is done crying cause if not...." Nova warned.
Walking out the door, TJ, stopped crying like the drop of a hat, cuddling into his mother and tightening his hold on her.
"You little fake!" She teased.
"They jumped on me um. I think I broke in half."
"Oh yes I am sure."
A loud screech came from downstairs so either Tom was back or the twins were up to something.
"MUM! Sage hit the curb! Dad is turning red!" Adia shouted up well Valkyrie was laughing.
Yep, a average fun day in the house hold of Casa De Hiddleston. Tom walked in the house, Sage behind him saying sorry a thousands times over well trying to hand him the keys.
"That bad?"
"She clipped a curb, flipped off a person trying to cross the street and then hit the damn curb in front of our home."
Nova laughed. "Take her out again but take my car. I swear she is good driving but she needs a heavier car. it is what I let her drive when in Suffolk."
"She is going to kill me." Tom retorted, now looking at their youngest cuddled up to his wife like a baby koala.
"What's wrong Tommy?" He asked, reaching for his son,.
"James and his friends decided that since Tommy was just going to bug them, they would roll him in a blanket and use him as their personal couch," She replied, "Sage, get the keys cause we need to go grocery shopping."
"You're gonna die!" Tom called out once his wife was out the door.
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Tom Hiddleston One-shots
FanficMy own collections of Tom one-shots from either personal things I have been through that I wish someone would do for me or random things I came up with.