快遞員 - delivery boy
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*knock on door*
Ah delivery boy! How I have waited so long for you!
Uh, sure. You did order two Chang's specials and four orders of the spicy orange chicken. Which, no offense, isn't really spicy.
Yeppers. How much do I owe ya?
$25.69
Here ya go. Hey, I know this is weird but, do you want to join me?
Excuse me?
Look, I thought my friends were gonna come over, but they decided to go clubbing. Without me.
They sound like great friends. But look Ms.....uh..
Tori
Look Tori, I have to work. I just came to deliver the food.
When does your shift end?
What?
I said, when does your shift end?
Um..like now
Great! It all works out. Besides, nobody sold be lonely, especially someone as fabulous as me.
Very true. But I don't know anything about you.
Name's Tori. Twenty two. Single. Favorite color is yellow. Favorite show is Big Bang Theory. Which is gonna be on soon. Your turn.
Okay. My name is Nick. Twenty three. Also single. Favorite color is green. Favorite show is Bob's Burgers. Which was on earlier today.
See? We now know each other! Now come on.
You know what? Fine. I got nothing else to do today.
Yes! I knew you would come to your senses. Now come on delivery boy, Big Bangs about to start!
It's Nick.
Whatever.
*A While Later*
You know, this orange chicken isn't even spicy.
Told ya so.
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Hey delivery guys and gals. Big news. IM BACK!!!! Miss me?
No?
Okay. Anyways, I'm so sorry I got rid of On My Own. I lived it and I know you guys did too. I just didn't like the way it was going. But I have takeout now. Yay!
My plan is to start updating every Monday and Thursday, maybe Saturdays. Just depends. Love ya!
Chapter song: Good For You (Cover) by Leslie Odom Jr
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Takeout
Short StoryIn which when a girl orders takeout, she discovers the delivery boy
