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D u m p l i n g s

You guys, I'm actually updating for once in my sad life.........but you love me!
Read the MANDATORY AUTHORS NOTE that will be provided at the end
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Tori.............you know I love you right?

What do you want Nick?

Why would I want something?

Nick, I'm your girlfriend. You are basically an open book babe.

No......okay fine. I need you to leave the apartment for a little while. Like, for at least 2-no 3 hours.

Uh, why exactly do you need me to vacate my apartment??

Babe, we practically live together. And I need to gone for reasons that only I am allowed to know.

Oh. Okay. It makes sense that you wouldn't want me around while you hang out with your lady friends right? I mean, hasn't like Marsha from work wanted to hang out??

Actually, her name is Melissa, and that isn't the-

No, it's okay. I figured I should've seen this coming sooner. I'll just go.

Tori I-and you're gone. Why is it whenever I want to do something, she storms away angrily? Whatever, it's fine. Now, I can initiate my plan.

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I can't believe the actual nerve of him! I mean, he couldn't have broken up with me first before moving on!?! Well, that just means I have to brake up with him before he actually does. I am a genius! I wonder if I'll catch him kissing her--best brake up moment! I mean, it has been like, 2 and a half hours, maybe I should head back now.

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Aha! I caught you, you-wait, what the hell is going on? Nick?! What is with the candles? Those are dangerous you know! Wait, why am I even being polite to you? You cheating son of a bi-what??

Hi Tori. I'll have you know that the candles you are claiming are oh so dangerous, aren't even real. They are fake candles, because if they were real, I knew you would freak out. And I happen to not be a "cheating son of a bitch".

What? But you- I- what is all this?

By 'all this' you mean the rose petals, the chocolate that's sitting in chair right next to you, and your gorgeous, wonderfully handsome boyfriend staring at you like you are are his world?

Uh, ye-no I-yes. Yes I do.

Well first off I want to apologize by my request earlier, I had no intention of making you think that I was with somebody else, especially Melissa. Didn't I ever tell you she was a huge slut? Anyways, I also want you to know that you are the light of my life, and I want to spend every waking moment of my life with you.

Wait-does that mean..? Oh my god.

Tori, from the very first time I saw you, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world. From the first moment you spoke, I knew that your voice was the one sound I wanted to hear forever. And from the first moment you asked me to come inside your apartment, I knew that you were by far the craziest, quirkiest, most outlandish person that I had ever met. But I didn't care.

Nick, baby, I-

No. You will shush and be quiet until I finish the speech I have been freaking out about for like 2 months now. Okay where was I......oh! Before I met you, the only thing I looked forward to was going home and watching reruns of Friends and laughing at Bob's Burgers.

You do love that show.

That I do babe, now hush. But then, I got introduced to your life. And I started noticing things. How whenever you sneezed, you kind of curl up n a little ball, which is perfect for when I cuddle you. And how whenever you got bored, you had all these journals with random doodles in them, and you kept one in every room so that no matter where you were, if you were bored, you had something to do. You do so many little things and they are so freaking adorable. You know, it killed me when we were just friends.

Why

Because I couldn't tell you this stuff, but now I can. What I mean is that I love you so much and I can't imagine my life without you. So right now I am going to ask you a question, and I think you know what that question is. But when you answer, I want you to be honest with me, and hopefully you will make the right decision. Can you do that for me?

I think I can answer a question Nick. You know I'm bot completely stupid. I am your girlfriend you know.

I know, but hopefully you won't be my girlfriend for very long.

We'll see about that.

You never do cease to amaze me. Now Tori, will you do me the honors of becoming my wife?

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You guys it's like 3 am and I'm hungry and all I have is an almost empty Dr. Pepper, it's sad really.

Also, I realize I suck at updating and that some of you have given up on me (*cough* @strangerthingsmaybe *cough*) but never fear! I am back and this book is coming to an end soon. i will be starting a new book though, the details are still vague, but I will let you all know as soon as possible.

I love you all who have stuck by me throughout this entire book and I'm sorry I suck at updating. But thank you!!!!

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