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生日 - birthday
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                                                             *knock on door*

My wonderful Nicholas! You have come, and brought food with you!

Yes Tori, I did. Also, why would you order four sides of chow mein? This stuff has like 510 calories.

Lucky for you, I don't care about calories. How much?

$11.23. You know, one day you're gonna be broke, and it's gonna be because you order too much Chinese food.

Whatever delivery boy. Hey, you want to come in?

Cant. Bob's Burgers is going to be on soon and I can't miss it.

I'm watching it too. Just come in and watch it with me.

But....

Nick, butts are for pooping. Now get your butt in here before I make you.

Demanding today, are we?

Shut up.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

No. Wait-yes! Argh, you little cheater!

I don't know what your talking about.

Hmph. Jerk. Hey, I just realized, I don't know your birthday.

That was random. But okay. I don't know yours either. So?

So it's basic friend knowledge. And we're friends, right?

Yeah.

Then tell me! We got to know this stuff!

Why?

I told you. It's basics. Now tell me!

Ugh. Fine. It's May 20th.

August 9th. Jerk, you're older then me.

And you didn't know that when I told you I was twenty three?

I wasn't paying attention.

Well that explains a lot. Hey, ow! What was that for?!?

Jerk.

Demanding and violent. Why am I friends with you?

Because of my amazing good looks and fabulous charm?

You wish. Ow! Stop hitting me!

Stop insulting me then!

I'm not, jeez. At least I'm older.

What does that have to do with anything?

I really don't know. But guess what? I really don't care.

Weirdo.

                                                   *Later*

Oh, my stomach hurts so much. I feel like I am going to explode everywhere.

Please dont. Plus, what happened to Ms-I-don't-care-about-calories, you finally realize that your body does care about the amount of calories you eat?

If I wasn't in so much pain  Nick, I swear on everything that is holy, I'd punch tou in the face right now.

Whatever Tori. I just hope your stomach can digest all that chow mein. I don't want to take you to the hospital to have your stomach pumped.

I hate you.

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Hello deliver people! How are you guys?

I have decided that I will be updating every Monday and Thursday. Ain't that exciting! Now you'll have to wait till Thursday for the next chapter! But, you knew that.

Dedicated to Foodz4Life and gracesucks183087987 for letting me use their birthdays. You're never getting them back!

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