{Trickster} Cat Affect! (Yaoi/BoyxBoy)

#Groom

-Third person POV-

It was a peaceful morning. The weather was perfect and there was no sign of black rain clouds anywhere! The trees were dancing, people are just walking casually without any care in their mind. Yes....It was a really good quiet day indeed!!

Okay.....Maybe I was exaggerating a little..... Alright fine, I'm exaggerating a lot! There happy?! Anyways, it was supposed to be the best,perfect and flawless morning ever! However...the perfect image was sadly broken by the screams and wails from two particular males.

Up in the regular abandon building, Hanasaki Kensuke ( Supposedly the seme) was standing proud and tall in front of the entrance/exit of the building. In front of him, a half naked white haired male was replying with the most scornful glare ever! Huh...? Wait, did I just say half naked? Why is he half naked?

"KOBAYASHI!!!! I'm warning you now, and it's my final warning!! You better get your fluffy tail here, right this instance or I'll__"

"Or you'll what?! Take away my food? Throw me off the building?" Kobayashi (Should be the uke) mocked, sticking his rough cat-like tongue out.

Hanasaki smirked and shook his head. "Too naive! You really think I'll do that silly stuff?! I have a better plan in my head!" He said with pride. " So, now bring yourself here before I do anything you regret!"

"No way in heaven, hell or earth!!" Argued Kobayashi. "Hell no I'm taking a freaking bath!"

"Why? It's just water! Oh! Maybe you're terrified of water since you're technically half cat...." Hanasaki wondered.

"Whatever.....No means no! Now, GET OUT!" Kobayashi shouted. "And, give me back my clothes pervert !"

Hanasaki played dumb. He looked around and let out a soft whistle. "What do you mean?" He paused. "I....don't know anything about your clothes..."

"Idiot! GIVE IT BACK!"

"I'll give it back if you agreed to take a freaking shower!! And, when was the last time you meet water?!?!"

Kobayashi looked away. He was a bad liar and his pale face that turns crazy red whenever he blush isn't giving him much justice either. Finally, not knowing what to say, Kobayashi answered with a simple shrug.

"KO. BA. YA. SHI!!!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T TAKE A SHOWER EVER SINCE YOU TURN LIKE THIS?!" Hanasaki exclaimed, backing away.

"Does.....getting drenched in rain water counts as a shower?" The smaller male asked.

"NO! OF COURSE NOT! ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR WHAT?!"

"Then....yeah....Probably..." mumbled Kobayashi. "But....I'm cleaning myself properly! I swear!" He added as Hanasaki looked like he was about to faint or something.

"H..How?"

"I groom myself!" Kobayashi said with pride. "Don't cats do that?"

"Well....yeah hey do...._______Oi! Hey, you're not fully a cat okay!" Hanasaki argued. "You still need a shower, you stink!"

Kobayashi chuckled and did a back-flipped, moving away from Hanasaki. (Yeah....Kobayashi seems more flexible recently. Good tool for running away from a pervert like Hanasaki...)

"If I stink..... then, you,d leave me alone! Its a win-win situation for me!!" Kobayashi replied. "So...the jokes on you!" He added quickly.

"Hmm....Is that so? You really think I'll back away if you're dirty? You're too pure Kobayashi...." The brown headed adolescent in heat chuckled, moving forward to Kobayashi.