One hit wonders

Chapter one

Yep, you got that right. I'm sitting in my desk getting hit with paper airplanes. You'd think the teacher would stop them right? Nope. The second Mr.malwick saw my class of animals he wanted to get the hell out of there. "NOW WERE FREEEEEEEEEE" Brendon screamed. Haha classic Brendon being the crazy guy he is. If you ever needed an excuse to get out of class brendon had your back. One time Dallon needed to get out of class to do something and Brendon started screaming right there and then out of nowhere so Mr.malwick would focus on Brendon and not Dallon. God, Brendon's such a lunitick. Oh I totally forgot to introduce myself my name is Halsey. We were supposed to be in Mr.Malwicks class but as I told you my class of animals scared him away. There are at least 25 people in my class. The only people i really know are Brendon, Josh, Tyler, Mel, Dallon, Pete, Patrick, and Andy. Thats only 8 people and I nearly never even talked to Josh, Tyler, Pete, Patrick, or Andy. So that leaves me with Brendon, and Mel. Josh and Tyler were good friends though. They have talked about starting a band maybe once or twice but i mean, were 5th Graders we have big minds right? Right. There was five more minutes until recess and everyone was going crazy. Josh was drumming on his desk with pencils. Tyler was drawing. Brendon was dancing. I was fiddling with some pencils and mel was being so impatient staring at the frikin clock. Then we all started chanting: "FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! RING! RING!" I frikin hate how we all do that. I honestly think its really childish. We all rushed out the door and some hypocrite named Mike slammed the door in my face. 

"Hey!!!!" i yelled " YOU COME BACK HERE OR I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS DRAG YOU TO A DUMPSTER AND THROW YOU IN THE TRASH BEACUSE THATS WERE YOU BELONG!" i yelled. He gave me a wide eyed look and took off running. "Get em'!!!!!" I impatiently screamed at Brendon and Mel. We took off running after him. I chased after him with a long stick with various leaves on it. Brendon just got ready to tackle him to the ground. Mel was the out goer way behind. She was carrying a handful of grass threatening to throw it at his eyes if he didn't stop. Of course that didn't scare him so Brendon decided it would be such a brilliant idea to tackle the dude. Brendon absolutely socked him. He took him to the ground and kicked him. "Er' Brendon" i said nervously trying to point out there was a teacher coming over. "Er-er- BRENDON!" i yelled trying to get his attention but of course he was being Brendon so i came over and punched him. Then Mel tried to help and we all ended up getting tackled. The teacher came over here and sent Brendon, Mel, and i to the office. We sat in the shame chairs. Thats where all the frikin bad kids sit and to be honest.....we've sat here many times. It's kind of where we belonged, i mean we kind of were bad kids. Brendon always talked about how if he ever went to partys how 'Totally drunk he would get' and how 'He would be the worst influence around' and i'm just sitting here thinking he needs to go dowse his brain in holy water. The principal finally called us in to his office. "Hello children." he said with a small smile. "What have you done this time?" He asked. Brendon became Brendon and said "BRO! I TOTALLY TACKLED MIKE DOWN CAUSE HE SLAMMED HALSEY IN THE HEAD WITH THE DOOR!" Sometimes i felt like the principal wanted to kick Brendon out of the school because he could get so friking annoying. "And us girls tried to tell Brendon a teacher was coming and we ended up trying to get his attention so badly that we started slapping him to get him to pay attention." I said. "hmm" the principal said. I couldn't possibly had said anything worse. "So you were trying to protect your friend from getting in trouble for his actions?" he said. "Well-i mean-er-uh-......" i said. And then i made the dumbest choice possible. I ran out of his office. Bad idea much? I ran out the main building doors and though the alarm system. God, dang my stupid stupid mind. I ran back out to the play ground and jumped the gate to the neighborhood on the other side of the gate. I stole a bike out of someones yard and started riding it home. Did i mention it was a tricycle? Brendon and Mel just watched my whole escape cheering me on. I laughed at the way Brendon cheered. He loved to scream like there was no tomorrow god he needs a mute button. I ran home and tried to chill on my couch. I couldn't because soon enough Brendon and Mel were knocking on my door asking if they could play. I said yes and let them in before the school found us. I got onto the computer and connected it to the computer and started to play our favorite bands Blink 182, Third eye blind, and The back street boys. God we loved Blink 182. We danced until we felt like our feet were going to fall off. We usually come to my house to just do whatever we wanted to. my parents weren't usually home so i mean we did whatever we wanted. Then Brendon realized we left the back door open. "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god d*mn door?" he asked. "Jeez Brendon go take a bath in some holy water" i said laughing. Today has been interesting very very very very very very very very very very very very very very interesting.