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✖❥ Tom x TransBoyo Tord♂ ♀✖

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Today was the day Tord was coming back from Norway, Edd, and Matt were of course scrambling around our house to try, and clean everything up for our guest. While I just sat back, and watched.

"Tom get your lazy butt up, and help us!"My one, and only cola drinking roommate, yelled across the living room."Why! It's not like the skinny twig is any different!"I said referring to how skinny, and short Tord was last time he was here.

"Tom! That was 2 Years ago!"I swear if I had eyes I would roll them, but I don't."Wish it was longer"I grumbled. I could see Edd's hesitation, but the door bell stopped him from going any farther.

"Just my luck"I took this as my final chance to slip away from the living room, and into my room. I closed the door to my room, and plopped down on the nice king size bed. I could hear Edd's loud voice just from my room, along with matts, but not Tords?

Surprisingly I didn't hear that communist's stupid accent, but whatever. It took me a minute of thinking, and contemplating with myself, before I hauled myself out of my room. I'll just go down for some liquor, take a glance at the commie, then leave simple.

I shuffled down the quiet hallway, and into the living room, where I saw Edd, and Matt backs faced towards me."Uh guys?"They didn't even bother to look back at me, as their chattering continued to echo through out the house.

I finally got enough courage to look over matts shoulder. I couldn't even believe my eyes when I did. It was a small midget, curvy hips, big thighs, and the most feminine body I've ever seen a man have. I probably would have confused him, as a girl if it weren't for the hair, and the fact that it was Tord.

"There you are Tom! we were wondering if you were ever gonna come say Hi to Tord?"I let out a small cough to cover up my uneasy words, as I let my eyeless voids travel all over Tords body.

There was an awkward silence, until Edd walked over to Tord. He pulled the small Norwegian into his side, kind of like a hug or something. Whatever he was 'doing', was pissing me off.

"Tord you look great! How did this even happen?"I only saw the Norwegian shrug, before pulling away from Edd."I work out"Tords thick accent scent shivers down my spine, it was so..sexy?

No! Jesus the commies only been here for a couple of minutes, and I'm already going insane! Snap out of it! I could feel Tords dull grey eyes, that held so much wonder, graze over my body as well.

"Am I able to move in again?"Tord suddenly blurted out."Of course!"This was all going way to fast for me to comprehend until my mind, clicked onto the world 'Move'."Uh well Matt kind of turned your room into a junk room so you'll be staying in Toms room!"

My eyeless voids widened."What!? No I'm not sharing a room with that commie"Edd was already glaring at me from the corner of his eye, just daring me to say another word. I nervously shut up, knowing Edd probably would kick me out, if I said something else rude.

"Me, and Matt will go grab your boxes..Tom go show him to you twos room"I motioned for the small Norwegian to follow me, as I took another turn down the hallway. When I stopped at my room, I opened the door for Tord, and watched him walk in with a small sway of his hips.