Once Upon A Time?-Assassination Classroom

Tangled

Once Upon a Time, hidden in a forest, there was a tower were a beautiful princess with exaggerated long blue hair was playing with her chameleon of yellow eyes, hide and seek.

-Why am I the princess?!- shouted to the sky while doing a tantrum

Because you look like one.

The little Kayameleon tried to speak but she couldn't for obvious reasons.

The princess stayed inside the tower cause her mother didn't want the people see her.

-I'm a guy

Silence princess or I'll take the Kayameleon away from you.

The princess stayed silent letting her bloodlust to scare the narrator.

A-as I was saying

The princess stayed in the tower doing different stuff. Like trying to kill Kayameleon when she was in a bad mood. Her hair, somehow had special powers, when she sang a certain song her hair turn gold and did different things.

-ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean- she sang while brushing her long hair and tied it into two pigtails.

The princess wanted to go out to see some special light in the sky that showed up when it was her birthday but every time she asked her mother started singing the reasons why she shouldn't go outside.

One day when her mother left to get her a lame present. A strange dude with a hoodie climbed the tower and when he made to the top he suddenly was kissed.

The Kayameleon started counting the hits until the dude fainted.

So, the princess decided to interrogate him. She tied the dude on a chair with her long hair because she couldn't find a rope, and checked his belonging.

She found a gun and a paper that had a picture of the dude with the hoodie that had a price on his head and another bag but she couldn't open it because the dude was walking up. She hid the rest except the bag that was unopened

-Who... who the hell are you? -asked the princess from the shadows.

-Why would I answer that?- answered the dude with a sadist smile.

"That smile..."

-for the love of Kayameleon Karma! What are you doing here? -asked the princess cursing the gods under her breath

-not much you? -said the dude spitting on the ground

-eww Karma, were you raised in a barn? -asked the princess disgusted now looking at his bag that had pepper, mustard and other stuff that looked like it expired.

Stay in character you two!

-Yeah, yeah, whatever-said Karma –I'm the Red Demon. So, are you going to untie me?

-Oh sure, after you finish answering my questions

-Fine princess

-I'm not a princess! -He said mad.

-What's that gun for?

-What gun?

-The gun that was in your bag

-Ooooh, that gun it's a gun I found in nunya

-Nunya?