Gossip Girl:Celebrity Edition

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Kendall's POV 

,,Spill it " Bella says as she crosses her legs 

,,Gigi and Harry are datingg!!!" I say,obviously lying 

,,No wayyyy" Bella says as she puts her hand over her mouth 

,,The rumor has it,Harry took away Gigi's virginity,and that Dylan is mad about it " I say 

,,Shut uppp" 

Dorota walks in and says ,,Sorry to bother,but miss Kendall,Justin is looking for you" 

,,Well goodbye kendall,I should get going,I have this,um,thing to do.Bye"

,,Bye Bella,but please,don't tell anyone that Harry and Gigi are together,promise?" 

,,Promise,now ciao " she says slamming the door 

,,Miss Kendall,how come you've started hanging out with Bella?" Dorota asks 

,,Not your thing to worry about Dorota,I know what I'm doing.Now,where's Justin?''

,,Hello Kendall"

,,Close the door" I say 

,,Hello Justin,sorry,I'm busy right now,mind coming later?'' I say trying to find my phone to check gossip girl 

,,I can't,I need you to find me a girlfriend" Justin says whispering 

,,That will be easy,except, we are dating,remember ?! I can't do that,my publicity will be lower than Harry's is right now" I say adjusting my headband 

,,What's wrong with Harry's publicity? I mean,except being a class whore "

,,I have to tell your somethng,but promise not to tell anyone"

Justin nods his head

,,Okay,so,I am pregnant,you know,it's not yours blah blah blah so,someone *cough* Bella *cough* must have heard and now gossip girl is blackmailing me,because she knows,so Bella is either gossip girl or she send the rumor to gossip girl I don't know,but,now I have made up with a rumor about that girl gigi and harry,so I told Bella about it,and if gossip girl posts about it,then I'll know it's Bella and I will blackmail HER" I say incredibly fast 

,,Okay,kendall,slow down,second,aren't you a little bit old for all the plots and what exactly have you told Bella about gorgi and harry?" 

,,Its gigi,and I've told her that they are dating,and that Harry fucked Gigi,and that Dylan is preparing to fight Harry"

,,Wait...Dylan as the Dylan Selena has a crush on?"

,,SELENA HAS A CRUSH ON THAT LOSER ?! is she nuts? When you put rich and poor in a glass they don't mix,the rich is on top and no way they mix,they are different polarity,just like in real life,the rich are on top,the poor are down massaging their feet,not the other way around" I say angry 

,,Why would Selena be on the bott- OH KENDALL YOU ARE GROSS " Justin says making an incredibly deformed face 

I wonder how he does that

,,You know,when Selena is putting him his shoes on"

,,Don't act like that's what you thought Kendall" 

,,Don't be jealous of thought Selena giving Dylan a blow job when she never gave one to you.Besides,this will help her realize that the poor people are manipulators,greedy and toxic"

,,Just like you are" Justin says 

,,Yet we are friends"

,,Harry is a male version of you"

,,Yet the two of you are #bffs , #brosbeforehoes ,# brotherfromanothermother "  

,,Fuck you"

,,Goodbye to you too justin"