Captain Swan One Shots

Houseguest from Hell

Summary: Wish Realm Hook sneaks through the portal and ends up in Storybrooke. This results in Emma and Killian getting an unwelcome houseguest and Emma an unwanted suitor.

Rating: PG

Note: I just thought it would be funny if Wish Realm Hook ended up in Storybrooke and met his counterpart, while stirring up some trouble. This is the result. Hope you enjoy it! ~Steph

....Houseguest from Hell: Part 1/1...

Killian kicked the front door closed with his boot, as his lips remained fused to Emma's.

"I missed you so much," he breathed into her mouth.

Emma pulled back for a moment, caressing his cheek as she met his eyes. "After that portal closed, I was scared I might never find a way back to my family. Back to you."

Killian offered her a smile. "I never doubted for a moment that you would find your way back to me."

Emma grinned as she captured his lips again. She began to maneuver them to the couch.

"Henry is staying at Regina's tonight, so we have the house to ourselves," she managed to mumble between kisses.

Killian moved his lips to her neck. "I want to take my time with you. Let's go to our bedroom."

They didn't stop kissing all the way up the stairs, nearly falling several times in the process. By the time they made it to the threshold of their bedroom, Emma's jacket had been shed, as had Hook's. Emma was hard at work on the buttons of his vest.

Killian wrapped his arms around Emma's waist as he pulled her flush against his body and backed them into their bedroom. Emma felt the back of her legs hit the bed and she felt onto it, Killian landing gently on top of her. She clawed at his back, a moan escaping her lips.

"Do you mind? I am trying to sleep," a voice sounded behind them.

Emma and Killian's eyes flew open and they quickly parted, scrambling to their feet to face the voice. Spread out on Killian's side of the bed, was Wish Realm Hook.

"Who in bloody hell are you?" Killian asked.

Emma sighed heavily, as she shook her head. "Take a closer look."

Wish Realm Hook sat up and gave him a wide grin. "Don't you recognize me, mate?"

Killian's eyes grew wide. "It can't be." He gestured to him with his hook. "This is the fat, mad, drunk, old version of me from the wish realm?"

"Afraid so," Emma said, squeezing her eyes closed.

"Who are you calling old?" Wish Realm Hook asked, clearly offended.

Killian chuckled. "That is the part you chose to take umbrage with?" He paused and then eyed him. "Are you wearing my nightclothes?"

Hook nodded, gesturing to the t-shirt and plaid flannel pants. "Such as they are."

"How the hell did you get here?" Emma asked.

He shrugged. "Well, I asked around town where Captain Hook lived and was told here. I used my hook to pick the lock and let myself in. It was rather simple."

Emma rolled her eyes. "Not here in this house. Here in this world. In Storybrooke."

"Ah," he said, nodding, his gray hair flying back and forth. "I followed you to the portal. The wooden man child left it unattended before it closed, so I went through."

Killian shook his head. "Well, you don't belong in this world and you certainly don't belong in our home or our bed. Remove yourself immediately."

Wish Realm Hook didn't move an inch. Instead, he crossed his arms over his chest and settled in against the pillows. He gestured to Killian with his hook and then looked at Emma.