Yuri on Ice Oneshots and Such

Story Time! Real Life Insanity!

A/N: Hey everyone, here's the "and such" part of Yuri on Ice Oneshots and Such. I might do more "and such" in the future. Anyways, these two stories are real life interactions between me and my friends about Yuri on Ice that I found hilarious so ... Here ya go!

First story...

Me(as Victor, texting((also yes we text each other as characters don't judge))): Yuri, I love you, my porn cutlet bowl.

Friend(as Yuri, texting):. ...

Friend: I didn't know I was in a porn, Victor.

Friend: why would you put me in a porn?

Me(realizes I typoed): um...I didn't do it Yuri!

Me: it was um...

Me: Chris!

Me: he leaked the videos of you stripping with him...

Me: it wasn't actual porn!

End. That's why you don't type 'porn' :D

Second Story..

This one is in the cafeteria at school...I had just written a short on paper Victor x Yuri x Chris fighting thing and my friend read it (she loved it.)

"Chris is coming, Chris is coming." I said to her to a dramatic tune for some reason.

She laughed. A lot.

"What...?!" I ask, then realize that Chris literally says he's going to come twice in the series. I die.

"That's not what I meant!" I shouted. "I meant Chris is coming towards you!"

More deadly laughter ensues. "No, god no. Please, don't Chris!" I say laughing to death. "I meant like he's walking towards you! Like he's coming for you!" Not even two seconds later we're both dead laughing again. Oh, how she corrupted my innocence...