Hollywood Undead Song Book

Bitches

Deuce:

Bitches, I hope you know

Bitches, I hope you know

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Funny Man:

Yo, I'm up in the club and the party's jumping

Bitches passing by and they're eyeball fucking

I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me

Saying, "Funny Man, can you sign my titties?"

Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rover

The Fantastic Four saying, "Funny, can I blow ya?"

Three were preppy and one was scene

So three for me, and one for Charlie

Charlie Scene:

This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile

Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild

I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor

Acting like she'd never seen a magnum before (Charlie !)

Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it

Turn on the night vision, like she's Paris Hilton

Funny Man walked in and said, "Chupa mi pito."

And she munched on this dick like a macho burrito, fuck yeah

Deuce:

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Johnny 3 Tears:

Now we cadillacing, candle waxing

I like your fat ass, bitch, grab my jacket

And grab a taxi, get in the back seat

Fuck, suck, dick, lick, man, we nasty

Drive fast, please, 'cause this booze is not lasting

One too many shots and I seem to be passing

I think this chick is down, yah, she's down for the threesome

I called the homie J just to see if he needs some

J-Dog:

Ju-ju-just got back coming from the bar

Rubbing on this chicky's titties in the back of her car

But, but your first mistake, you said you liked my band

The second one's you put my undead dick in your hand

And I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone

I got my fingers in places where they don't belong

Horny as fuck, pressing my luck, need my dick sucked

So, bitch, give it up (yeah)

Deuce:

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Lets both get faded, 'cause you know that I want you

Lets both get naked, girl, you know that you want to

Baby, we can have a party tonight

I wanna hit it, 'cause I know that it's tight

Baby, we can have a party tonight

I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Baby, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know

I won't stop till I hit that hoe

Shorty, come say hello

And get your drunk ass over here

Don't stop yet, I'm almost there

Get your drunk ass over here, let's bone