Hollywood Undead Song Book

Bottle and a Gun

Charlie Scene:

It was once a dark lonely summer's eve on the lonely streets of Sunset, when the lord called upon six crazy MCs: J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer.

Funny Man:

Hey ! Uh, man, you forgot the homie Funny Man, c'mon !

Deuce:

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Funny Man:

My clothes are always retro

Sexual like I'm hetero

And I play a bitch like Nintendo (Deuce: Zelda !)

Take her for a ride in my Benz-o

Funny as fuck, I should do stand up

Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (Charlie Scene: Fuck you !)

Got a gold-ass grill

Hit me on the Sidekick if you wanna chill

Hop in the ride, let's roll

I'm a baritone with a voice so low

It'll make your speakers explode

And I'll drop your panties to the floor (Deuce: Ah !)

Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways

Hop in the back, girls, freaky Friday

If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch

Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

Deuce:

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Charlie Scene:

Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro

Introduce me to your mom as Charles

It's Charlie Scene, shake your ass to the bass

Wait 'til you see my face, hey bitch

Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack

My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks

I get drunk and do the same old, same old

Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels

Funny Man:

What you gonna do after we get signed?

Charlie Scene:

I'm gonna lose my mind

Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride

Go back in time, be there that night and save 2Pac’s life

Then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign

I got the game on lock

I'll have a bottle and a Glock with biceps like The Rock

Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch, hey

Deuce:

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Deuce:

Get down, I'll show you how

Funny Man:

C'mon girl, let me show you how

Let's get freaky-deaky now

Deuce:

Get down, I'll show you how

Funny Man:

C'mon girl, let me show you how

Let's get freaky-deaky now

Deuce:

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down (get down), I'll show you how (I'll show you how)

Funny Man:

If you got beef then you better step up, bitch

Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with

Deuce:

Get down (get down), I'll show you how (I'll show you how)

Charlie Scene:

I'll have a bottle and a Glock with biceps like The Rock

Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdock

Bitch ! What, motherfucker?