Hollywood Undead Song Book

Christmas in Hollywood

Funny Man:

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

Deuce:

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

the dreidels spinning in the hood

so meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

Funny Man:

Ho, Ho, Ho ! Merry Christmas !

[chorus]

Deuce:

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

so meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

the dreidels spinning in the hood

so meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

[verse 1]

J-Dog and Charlie Scene:

J J J Just a little story about last Christmas

About some bad kids who were full of wishes

We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin

The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin

Little Timmy stole from 7-11

So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens

We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin

But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents

Zack got caught with a bottle of jack

So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack

He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack

So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS ! ! !

It's Charlie Scene got eggnog in my flask

The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped

Like oh my god is that saint nick

Kids give me your list like its the 25th

Been accused of being a bad kid

But I get presents as is

Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me

I blew off a date on Christmas eve.

So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice

You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice

So write your list and never have no fear

Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year ! ! ! !

FUCK YEAH ! ! !

Funny Man:

No, watch the language ! Ho, Ho, Ho !

[chorus]

[verse 2]

Charlie Scene and Da Kurlzz:

I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.

good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.

we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.

so I checked my phone and Santa had called.

he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.

he said that his jolly ass needed some help.

he said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life.

(Funny Man) "if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."

so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,

funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.

so we all took flight but something was fishy.

he asked for road head and started to kiss me.

underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.

instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.

I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.

it wasn't saint nick it was a fucking imposter.

when we found out he started to pout.

I took my bandana and I choked him out.

I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.

hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.

I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,

met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.

when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.

so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH ! ! !

Funny Man:

You kids are in big trouble ! Oh boy, ho ho !

[chorus]

Deuce:

Let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

Funny Man:

Ho, ho ! Hey ! Looks like Santa had a little too much madness and eggnog. Hey, Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year. I ain't visiting you faggots ! Oh !

[chorus] repeat 2x