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Introduction of Yamato!

And we are back! Sorry for the extremely long fucking wait. I had to deal with a lot of shit and recently my dad died, so I was gone for a while and I actually tried to kill myself so I had to go to rehab. I am back now and have no more suicidal thoughts and I am ready to return full time. So enjoy the story.
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It was a Friday in Konoha. People were walking through the street, Anbu were patrolling the rooftops. People were just having a regular day. But not Uzumaki Naruto. He was doing some intense training in training ground 7. Tommorow he, Sakura, Sai and some Anbu were going to some bridge in Sound Country for a lead on Sasuke Uchiha. Apparently Sasori had his notes with him in that shady cave Naruto killed him in, so they found his research and got this lead. Naruto was more interested in killing Orochimaru, but he was going to fulfill his promise. No, not that promise to Sakura way back in the day he made, the promise he made to Gaara about giving the arrogant Uchiha the beating of his fucking life. He then sensed Sakura walk onto the training ground and stopped his intense training. He saw Sakura in her regular clothes walking towards him. He had to admit that Sakura, when she was in her Shinobi gear, looked kinda hot, but the clothes she wore now kinda was a boner killer. Besides, he kinda prefers guys anyway. Before you think he is gay, he is actually a bisexual. The reason he prefers guys is because he accidentally walked into a gay strip club, thinking it was a training facility. Well, anyway back to Sakura trying to talk to Naruto.

Sakura: H-hey Naruto, are you ready for the mission?
Naruto: Yes, I am quite ready to kill Orochimaru.
Sakura: What about Sasuke?
Naruto: What about him?
Sakura: Well, the mission is to retrieve him, right?
Naruto: I see the mission as a chance to kill one of Konoha's largest threats. Not a chance to see a broken team reunite.
Sakura: But what about your promise?
Naruto: That promise is really valid anymore since you kinda slapped me for trying my best to get your boyfriend back.
Sakura: B-b-but-
Naruto: But nothing. But when I do see the Uchiha I am going to give him the beating of his fucking life. Now, let me return to my training

Sakura then leaves the training ground with tears in her eyes. After about two and a half hours, Naruto decides to just head home. But on his way home Naruto runs into Shikamaru. Literally.

Naruto:*accidentally runs into Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: Ah, Fuck!
Naruto* gets ups* Sorry about that.
Shikamaru: Its alright. Hey, who are you?
Naruto: I guess you don't recognize me cause of the outfit, It's me, Naruto.
Shikamaru: *eyes widen* Naruto?*sighs* you just became even more troublesome with that outfit.
Naruto: I guess I was always to troublesome for you to help, eh Shikamaru?
But out of fucking nowhere, Kiba,with Akamaru, jumps from the tree behind them.
Kiba: Hey there Shika!*looks at Naruto* Who the fuck you?
Naruto: Its me, Naruto, dogbreath.
Kiba: Naruto! Your back. I didn't know you'd be back by now.
Naruto: Yeah, but I am. Whatever, fuck you guys, I'm going home.*walks away*
Kiba:* looks at Naruto* Did I say something?

The Next day

Naruto and the rest of team seven were standing at the gates of Konoha. Then a dude wearing a Jounin outfit walks up to Naruto.

???: Is this team seven?
Naruto: Yes?
???: Well, I'm your new captain currently, I'm Yamato, now let's get going

Naruto and Co. were racing to the forest on their way to get to the bridge to meet with Sasori's contact to reveal to location when Sai races beside Naruto

Sai: Hello dickless.
Naruto: What is your fetish with dicks?
Sai: I don't have a fetish with dicks I am just pointing out the truth about how you have no dick.
Naruto: You gay?
Sai: What?
Naruto: You keep obsessing about my dick, so I am pointing out a new truth about how your gay.
Sai: I do not see how I could be gay If I have no emotions.
Naruto: Go away you emotionless gay bastard.
Team Kakashi then decided to stop at Yugakure and rest in the hot springs. Sai and Yamato were in the guys hot springs while Sakura was in the girls hot springs. But not Naruto. Naruto had been in the hotel room waiting for the team. He wasn't really keen on the idea of the hot spring village because of the extreme vulnerability it put you to. Instead he was in the hotel with his hood down eating the food that had been prepared for them. His face was something he likes to keep under the radar ever since he changed his hair color from blonde to red. If you are wondering he actually did not dye his hair he just used some fuinjutsu to alter his DNA so he could be red haired. Blonde hair mostly made him stand out if he ever had to go without his trench coat. Anyway, as he said to Sakura before, he was mostly interested in killing Orochimaru than retrieving Sasuke, but he actually lied about that. Of fucking course he was intrigued by Sasuke being apart of the mission, but not in the way you would think. Honesty, he really didn't give a shit about Sasuke since Sasuke shoved a Chidori through his chest. He really only cared if Sasuke was on the same level he was. That was most likely not true, but fuck, he wanted someone to give him a challenge. He then heard the doorknob being twisted and he quickly pulled up his hood to hide his face. He looked up and he saw Yamato there looking at him.

Yamato: Hello there Naruto.
Naruto: You need something?
Yamato: I just wanted to make the objective of this mission clear.
Naruto: What about it?
Yamato: We are here to obtain Sasuke Uchiha and if we are lucky, Kill Orochimaru.
Naruto: I only care about killing Orochimaru.
Yamato: What about your teammate?
Naruto: Ever since he shoved a Chidori through my chest, I haven't given two shits about him.

Then the door opened to Sakura and Sai. They then sat down at the table and began to eat. Sai then looked at Naruto.

Sai: You know dickless, I had the strangest dream
Naruto: What's that?
Sai: Well, It was very suggestive and sensual and I will spare the details, but it had you in it.
Naruto: Oh?
Sai: Yeah, but it feels like someone had second thoughts and went back and changed it. I don't know, it just feels weird.
Naruto: Well, I am going to be the lookout.*starts to walk away*
Yamato: We are in a safe place you know.
Naruto: Nowhere is safe.
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End! I went back and Changed the chapter because what I wrote last night was complete garbage and I was feeling, well let's just say suggestive.
Power levels:
Yamato: 150