CRICKETS! HOT BOX! THOT? THOTS!! *MUMBLES* BAD AND BOJANGLES COOKING COKE WITH NO HANDLE *MUMBLES* THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE YAAS BESTFRIEND GET DAT SHIT! *SCREAMS SLANG* YO GRANNY SMELL LIKE GREENSBEANSTOMATOPOTATOHAMTURKEY GOSH DAMN YOU NAME IIIT! SNIFFING WHITE LINES HEEELLL YEA MANE DATS MY HOE YES BECKY YAS SHANATATUOS! LA-SHA! YYYYYUEEEEESSS
The real me:
Where's my BTS chocker? *puts on knee socks and dances to Not Today* OH MY FUCKING GOSH GOOD DAY NO NOT TODAY NO NO NOT TODAY
*cries once spring day comes on* you're the only one...you were my best friend... JIN WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GOOOOOO!
Jin: If you love me let me gooooooooo
Tae: Never! You're the only one..you were my best friend..
Jimin: Sad sad times...
*CRIES* URGHHHH
This is just a joke don't take it to your dîçk
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Dear Dumb Dairy™
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