It was a late Tuesday night, at the hospital was a 20 year old woman named bonqueequee, she was in labor. 12 hours and alot of pushing and screaming later with a great big queef the baby finally came out, that baby was jean. The doctors thought he was a girl, until they finally found his penis. Unfortunately bonqueequee passed away during labor from the massive queef. Jean had no one who could take care of him now, his father left before his birth since he's black. Jean was adopted by these 2 rednecks, and this is where the story begins.
13 years later... Jean awoke to a gunshot, he ran out of his room and saw that his father shot his own penis clean off. With his dad laying there in his own dick blood, jean called 911.
An ambulance was there in 5 minutes, but they were too late, too much blood was lost. His death drove jean's mother into depression, she hung herself 2 months later. Now with no parents once again, jean was put into foster care.
The first day in his new foster care home was not good, during shower time he was fondled by 2 big black guys, he lowkey liked it, but he got blue balls from it, and no one likes having blue balls.
After the horrific event in the shower he was done with that day. he went to bed, awaking the next morning his motivation to keep going was gone but he said "frick it" and went down stairs. For breakfast he had 3 blue waffles then he headed out the door to go to school. he stepped in dog shit right when he left the house, mothafucka messed up his new sketchers.
When he got to school he went into the bathroom to take a quick piss, jean saw a fat guy jerking off in the corner so he walked out. In his first class he asked the teacher "may I please use the bathroom, it's an emergency." The teacher responded saying "sit down you fat cunt" jean tried to hold it in but he ended up pissing his pants. Everyone laughed, and then jean started to cry. After class he was walking to math class, the fat guy named pinkie from earlier walked up and talked to jean saying "I heard about you pissing your pants, it's ok, I do it every day."
They both talked while walking to their next classes, they became friends, and jean felt happy for once in a long time.
