Rudolph's pov.
I'm tired of all the other reindeers making fun of me. It's time that they leave me alone . . . forever. Maybe I'll get rid of Santa too. If I do get rid of them I will be in charge of the North Pole. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha! Ok, time to make a plan. Before the reindeers and I make our trip around the world we eat this special food that gives us energy for the night. I will sprinkle some poison in their food. The poison will affect them in about two hours. To kill Santa I will sprinkle some of the poison on the cookies that he always eats during our trip. Hahahhahahahahhahha!
Our trip is in a month from now. I will get the poison from Satan and to avoid the drama I will also kill Mrs. Clause. Jack Frost will also join me because he doesn't like Santa Claus. Santa has never let Jack near the toy section ever in his life. Jack felt mistreated. I knew he wanted to get revenge on Santa so I told him my brilliant plan. And he agreed. So he's the one who's going to get the poison from Satan. Actually he is right at Satan's' place right now. I know because he just texted me right now. The trip is a week from now. I am acting really nice to my other fellow reindeer "friends" and they believe me. Oh I can't wait until the day comes. I will be so happy. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZAHH!!!!
Jack Frost
"If you want this poison from me you will have to give me your soul!"
"To kill Santa Claus. Anything."
"That's not all. I also want Rudolph's soul too. I know he's in this plan. I see everything. And after I get your souls you will become my servants. Forever!"
"Ok, let me just text Rudolph for a sec." I get my phone out and start texting Rudolph. He replied quickly agreeing to Satan's deal.
"He said ok"
"I will take your soul now, and when both of you finish killing Santa I will take Rudolph's soul and both of you will work for me."
"Yeah sure, whatever. Just do it quick I need to be back at around 7. Oh wait, are you sure that the poison will kill Santa? And how long will it take?"
"Yes, I'm sure and it will take about an hour and a half." Ping! I take out my phone and look who texted me. Ping! "Did you wash the dishes?" Wait, what? Oh that was my mom. The second text is from Rudolph. "Ask him if I will still rule the North Pole and will it hurt when he's taking my soul?"
"Rudolph is asking if he will still rule the North Pole 'cause that's most of the point of why we are doing this and will it hurt when you take our souls?"
"Tell him, yes it will hurt, and tell him I'll think about the North Pole part. It depends on my mood." Satan said truthfully. Never thought that Satan could be honest. "I can read your thoughts!" Ok then. Satan says that yes it will hurt and that he'll think about the North Pole depends on his mood. Smiley face emoji. Ok, since you can read my mind then I'll speak with my mind. All we have to do is wait and . . . Ping! Good I love pain. Can I have the poison now, I think I've been gone for too long.
"Yes, but first-"
"Let me take a selfie!"
"No you stupid boy! I'm going to take your soul!" Satan reaches into my chest whilst I scream like a little girl and pulls out something dark and shadowy. He takes what I think is my soul and puts it into this glass jar. He gets a Sharpie out and writes Jack Frost onto the jar.
"That didn't even hurt," I lie almost crying from the horrible pain. I feel nothing inside me.
"Then why were you screaming like a little girl?" he replies back with a big nasty grin.

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Rudolph's Revenge
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