Rudolph
Where the hell can he be? I wonder as I pace around my small hut. It's 6:30 and Jack isn't even back yet. I pace around more when my door slams open and Dasher walks in.
"Hey Rudy, got any sugar?" I look at him with an annoyed face.
"No, I don't have any sugar and it's Rudolph not Rudy." I say to him.
"Ok, I was just asking. No need to get all grumpy. Well, guess I'll go and ask Comet for sugar. Bye." He says as he walks out the door. Oh I can't wait until Christmas 25, 2017 when there will be no more reindeers and no more Santa Claus. Hahahaa. Where is Jack? He was suppose to be here at 7 30 it's already 8 30.
Jack Frost
"Jack, you've been acting really weird for the past couple of months. You've stopped talking to me. What's happening Jack. Please tell me."
"Nothing is wrong, Elsa. I'm gonna be late." I say with slight annoyance.
"Late for what? Why can't you just tell me? Don't you love me?"
"Of course I love you, it's just that there's nothing wrong."
"Then stop acting strange and tell me what's going on!"
"Elsa, just know that i love you and that nothing bad is going to happen."
"Then why is there a strange bottle with a skull on it in your bag."
I couldn't stand the lying to her anymore. And it'll easier and faster to tell her.
"Elsa, this bottle is poison. Rudolph and I have planned to kill Santa and the reindeers on the day of Christmas. You know that I don't like Santa. And I'm really late, I have to go. I love you." I give her a big kiss and leave her speechless.
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Rudolph's Revenge
MizahRudolph the bad ass reindeer (reindeer) Is the Devil's son for sure (for sure) And if you ever saw him (saw him) You would scream out in pain (aaaaggghh) Satan never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph) play with any other sinners (sinners) Then one smoky Chr...
