Perks of being an Indian Teenager

Types of people at school

'Ring....ring...' Wake up..... Go to school.... Learn 50 shades of nonsense ....come back.....

That's the monotonous school life......
The only thing that's interesting is the people there.
Of course the friends (or else I wouldn't be friends with them) but also the 'I can't stand the mere sight of you' kind of people are interesting too.
It's basically 36... (my class strength... Which is pretty little less ikr) 36 shades of a rainbow. Everyone different and interesting......

Before I start, I'm saying this to all my school friends on Wattpad. Nothing is intended directly to any of you.
And have fun guessing who fits in where? And do comment them.

First......the Gossip Queenbees(some kingbees included)
Seeing one of them first in the morning will make my day (sarcasm definitely intended).
Sometimes, I wonder how hard their mouths would be hurting from all the suffering it goes through.
But me being me...... I usually am friendly to them.....

Next..... The awesome Swearers
If not for the bit of awkwardness I would definitely join in. I mean not like being badass or anything..... Its more like '#LetTheDamnFuckingFrustrationOut!!! These people are cool but me being me, I roll my eyes at them.
Btw, swearing is a bad thing (wow! I'm a irony queen)

The...... 'Always' Giggle wiggle
*young lady's, by any chance did you swallow a potion of Euphoria..... In Snape's voice*

I can't stop 'tut' ing at them. Hadd hota hai yr.......
You damn can't laugh all the time and ofc there must be a reason.
Ya ikr laughing is good for health and all that but I never know being a pshyco laugher was good.

The......... 'Dirty squad'
These people are just....😯😯😯
(Silence speaks louder than words)

The .....Jokers
A boring Civics class..... My eyes are gonna shut any moment.... A joke bomb explodes and I'm as awake as a a a ..... Whatever
These are ma favorite people. Classes are never boring with them around. But some strict teachers with *cough* spectacles on their noses *cough* spoil even that.

The..... 'Pop-pop-populars'
They walk like they own this world.....  Like siriusly baap ka school hai kya????
Some are popular for their good nature in general but most are the 'Plastics' from 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'

The...... 'Mind your own business' squad
These are by far better for me. I mean just fucking stick to what you were doing instead of goofing all around.
But if everyone were like this school would've been something like 'most boring place in the world'.

The........ Wallflowers
You just walked in and no one was in class.
Oops! There was this guy whom hardly anyone notices..... The Wallflower!!
They might be having Harry's Invisibility cloak I guess. I should check, I mean I've wanted one from Harry's eleventh Christmas.

The...... 'I don't care' sqaud
These are the best.... I would happily love to join into.
They're cool and bold and don't give a fudge or ice cream or chocolate about what others think.

At last......finally...... People LIKE ME......
Who have fun even while troubles are exceeding like hell..... Who cry and laugh.... Who read and talk and gossip and play and dance and sing and prank and crack nonsense jokes and just go with the flow.

The one's who don't fit in anywhere bcuz we're DIVERGENT
(Hey! Where did Divergent come in from now..... Well, I was writing all that and suddenly it flashed to me the description fitted well)

Whatever everyone are like, it's their identity. No one is less or more. I'm not stereotype-ing here.

Itz just that everyone are same and yet UNIQUE!!!!!!

Bye,
Happy Ugadi to y'all