His Juliet

Everyday Reality

Eren's P.O.V-

When I woke, I heard three booming voices around me, as  I gazed up, I saw three blondes, all with different eye colors, staring right back at me, like they were looking into my soul. "Master Jaeger, It's time to get up," they said together. Damn. It was creepy as fuck.

 "I'm up, I'm up," I said, as I stretched out my arms and ran my hand through my shoulder length coffee-colored hair. It was a normal day, my maid, Elise, being an emo/delinquent, Maria, who liked to talk alot, and Kira who has this happy-go-lucky aura. Everything was normal. 

As I got out of bed, I turned to my maids. "Can you ladies please leave, I don't want to flash you," They blushed a scarlet red, as they scrambled out the door as I commenced to change into more appropriate clothing.

When I came out, I saw Elise standing there like she was in a trance, acting like an emo. "My lord, Sir Armin is here," she said as she stood outside my door. "Take me to him," I requested, as she nodded, and lead me to Lake Sina. When we got close enough, I spotted Armin, sprawled like a dead fish on a rock. "Armin, you wanted to see me," I said as he turned his coconut head, "Eren, long time no see,"He said as he got up and hugged me. "So, how's Krista,"I said as Elise emoed her way back to the manor.

He strung a long breath, "For starters, she clingy, number two I think she's a lesbian, she's been flirting with this female servant of mine, I believe her name is Ymir." He said as he sighed, rubbing his temple, as I let out a deep chuckle. We stayed like that for a few minutes, until, "My Lords, Lord Jean has just arrived," said a shy, timid voice; Maria.

"Armin, Eren I have news!" yelled Jean as he ran down a hill, just as Maria was blabbing about how she had a horse named 'Jean' to my mother, Carla, as they walked up the hill. 

"What is it now,horseface," I said with a smirk, "well I heard Lord Braun is having a party and- Hey! fuck you too Jaeger!" I laughed as Jean hit my shoulder.

Jean cleared his throat,"Now, before I was rudely interrupted, we're invited to the celebration of Count Reiner and Lord Capulet's daughter, Diamond Capulet, and I thought why don't we go and piss off Levi, flirt with hot girls, and drink til we are drunk, " Jean said as he smirked, "This is why we can't have good things," I said as I sighed heavily.

 Jean smirked, then sighed "Fine then, I guess you don't want to see Mikasa," he said as he, oh so dramatically puts his hand on his chest. 

My eyes brighten at the mention of Mikasa, "We're in," I said as Jean started to laugh. "Ok you Suicidal Maniac, see you til then, " He said as he walked away.

(Note: I don't ship Eremika)