These Four Girls and Me

Chapter 10

(Y/N)'s POV
"Ugh," I groan as I start 'crutching' up the stairs to my apartment. "Stupid fucking ankle."
"It's not my fault that you got drunk," Jesy says "Nor is it anyone else's apart from yours."
"But it's not my fault that Jade tripped over me," I say.
"Oi!" Jade whines. "I didn't mean to! And anyway, it's Lauren's fault - she thought I was Camila."
"It's not my fault either. You're both hot and it was dark so I couldn't see your face."
"HEY!" Camila yells, slapping Lauren on the back of her head. "I'm starting to think that you prefer Jade over me."
"No I don't," Lauren says, hugging Camila. "You're my one and only."
"Pass the sick bucket," Perrie says, pretending to retch "PDA!"
"Jes, hold my crutch for a sec." I hand it to her and fish through my pocket, trying to find the key to my apartment. "Aha!" I say triumphantly, and inserting it into the keyhole. "Hola amigos.. uh, welcome to mi casa," I say in a terrible accent.
"There ya go," Jesy says, handing me my crutch.
"Where's Sirius?!" Camila says excitedly, going inside and looking for my dog.
When everyone is inside, I hobble through the doorway, swiftly closing the door.
"(Y/N), I can't find him." Camila whines
"He's with my sister right now." I say "They're in Surrey, on some sort of walk."

"First off, what the fuck is 'Surrey', and second, why don't you walk him yourself?" Lauren questions
"Surrey's just south of London, it's a region," Perrie says
"Bloody southies," Jesy grumbles "Essex is a million times better."
"Essex?" Normani asks, bewildered
"It's another region, just east of London," Jade says
"In my opinion, West London is so much better. Well, London in general." Leigh says
"I think that Jade will agree with me on this one - the North East is the best," Perrie says
"Ha," Jesy says "keyword, East."
"Guys, I think it's pretty clear. England sucks, and Florida is the best part of the world, period."
"Period?!" Little Mix and I say in sync.
"Guys, that's a woman's monthly occurring," Leigh says
"You mean 'full stop'," I say
"Oh, and England, in general, is quite obviously many many times better than all of the Americas put together," Jade says
"Bloody Americans." We say in harmony.
"Ugh," Dinah says "So, why don't you walk the dog yourself?"
"Ha," Leigh asks, amused. "Changing the subject, are we?"
"Oh, fuck off," Dinah says
"I don't really have enough time to be able to take him on decent walks, and my sister was conveniently going for a huge walk, so she took Sirius with her. I think they'll be back soon though, so don't worry, Camila. You'll get to see him," I say
"Just wondering," Lauren says "But where are we gonna stay?"
"You'll probably have to be divided between mine and the girls' apartments," I say
"Dibs staying at (Y/N)'s!" Camila yells
"I'll stay here too then," Lauren says.
"We'll go with Jesy and Leigh," Normani says, referring to herself and Dinah.
"I'll go with Jade and Perrie then," Ally says.
"I suppose Jes and I will have to 'transfer' all of you," I say
"Can I drive, Jes?" Leigh whines
"Nope." Jesy says "Definitely not.
"Pleaaseee?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"Leigh, you'll get us all killed," Jesy says and Leigh humphs.
"It's true," Perrie agrees
"I'm still scarred from when you almost drove us into a bus," Jade adds. "When we first got together."
"(Y/N), you shouldn't drive though, should you?" Ally points out "With your ankle and all."
"Oh, right," I say. "Maybe Jade or Perrie could borrow my car?"
"Yeah, I'll drive," Perrie says.
"I'll get my sister to pick it up tomorrow," I say. "But for now, movies!"

After managing to convince Jade not to put on 'Cars', and making sure that Dinah didn't put on 'The Ring', we settle down to watch Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
"It's clearly the Sorcerer's Stone. Not the 'Philosophers' Stone." Dinah says.
"It's definitely Philosopher's. They only changed it in America cos you're all too stupid to be able to understand the word 'Philosopher'." Jesy says
"You wanna go?" Dinah challenges
"Alright, mate," Jesy says and they both stand up.
"Hey hey hey," I say, standing up as well. "Break it up, ladies. Ah, shit." I sit back down again "Stupid ankle."
"Settle down, guys." Ally says
"Settle dooowwwn," Lauren sings.
"Yas, Lauren," I say "The 1975 are my shit."
"I thought we were your shit," Jade humphs.
"Don't worry Jadey, all of you are my shit,"
"Guys, we're trying to watch a movie here," Normani says, before we all sit down, and get engrossed in the film.

this is so baddd but i've made it a lil less bad by removing a whole load of unnecessary crap.
thanks for reading
- delusionalhardzello