1. Why do I go to school?
Because your parents want to have some fun without you knowing.
2. Why does my brother embarrass me in front of my friends?
Because he is practicing to become a comedian.
4. Why does my little sister always flood the bathroom?
Because she wants to go to the beach at home.
5. Why are my teachers so mean?
Because they aren't paid enough, so they take their anger out on you.
6. Why does my brother like catching lizards?
He wants to become a zoologist.
7. Why did you skip number three?
Because.
