The fart

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while we were getting to know each other  , Hey did I tell you he likes gardening. Anyways , he was finishing off a sentence then out of the blue I hear a huge FART sound . I looked at him with suspicious face. He then quickly said "it wasn't me I swear"! Then we look around to see who made the noise until we came across a plump police man sitting pn a bench eating a jam filled doughnut. The police man then took a bite out of his doughnut and as he did the doughnut made a fart sound. I said sorry to Jake and we started talking again.

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