I Must Not Tell Lies: An Autobiography

Chapter Two: I Will Have Order

Apparently it's not appropriate to make a child write with special quills.  Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd say the world was against me.  I was trying to go to the restroom today, and I lost my way.  When I thought I found my way again, I walked straight towards the door and it disappeared! My face has been bruised.  Some students saw this horrible event happen and laughed at me.  How dare they?  My nose will never be the same.  In fact, Ronald Weasley called me *YOU KNOW WHO* as he passed me in the hallway.  Heroin laughed at him, and Harry just stared at the floor like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders or something.  He obviously hadn't heard about the day I've been having, or he wouldn't have had the nerve to act in such a way.

I talked to the kittens in my office today.  Meow-Meow and Fluffersmiddykins were the most empathetic to my situation.  There has to be order in this place, and some sort of system to correct those who misbehave.  Of course, I am the bandwagon of order and justice, and I will come marching in with the scepter of truth and punishment.  In fact, I said that to the Minister in my last letter to him, but he told me that I sounded like a lunatic.  I still think the whole world is against me.

Regards,
Dolores