Some people really wanna be kings.
They want to be kings of people and stupid things. Like popsicles.
But...
You know what you can be?
You can be...
THE KING OF THE PINEAPPLES!!!! (PENPINEAPPLEAPPLEPEN)
And that means...
YOU GET A BIG GREEN POINTY CROWN!
So...
FEEL FABULOUS! (Dem legs)
...
LIVE A FRUITABULOUS LIFE! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
...
NOW!!!
YOU ARE READING
Key and Turtle's Guide to Life
HumorA guide to life, written by yours truly and Turtle!