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Sarcasm

DEAN: I sit watching Dean pace around the bunker looking like an idiot while he was rambling on about something to do with a case he was working.

"You know if you keep pacing like that your going to break right through the floor" I say simply taking a sip of the whiskey in my hand. Dean turns and glares at me stopping and placing his hands on his hips.

"That would be inconvenient wouldn't it" He says snapping back

"Very" I reply standing and sauntering over to him and he sighs rubbing his tired face.

"Why are you being so sarcastic today hm" He chides and I smile

"Because I want to be? And you haven't been very entertaining" I say and kiss his strong jaw.

"Is this why I decided to date you?" He chuckles

"God I hope so" I tease

SAM: I was staring off into the distance thinking about random things. When I get broken out of my trace by a hand waving in front of my face and I bite my lip looking up at Sam.

"Dreaming of me again?" He smirks causing the boys to laugh casing me to look up and roll my eyes.

"No, I was picturing what it would be like if you where running a marathon, but not just any marathon, on that you had to dress up as a clown to enter" I look up at him with a straight face causing Dean to start laughing even harder as sam swallows.

"That was sarcasm right?" I hear Cas ask quietly casing my attention to shift.

"No Cas it wasn't, I was being one hundred percent honest when I said that" I say looking over at the trench coated angel.

"Dean....I still don't understand, her tone says she wasn't being serious. But her body says other wise" The adorable angel says frowning.

"It was sarcasm Cas, shes in a bad mood because I can be sassier then her." Sam says and I scoff

"You believe what you want Sammy" I smirk and the night goes on in the same fashion.

CASTIEL: I look at Cas as he tries to comprehend something I had said, his head tilted to the side.

"Why do you say things like that" He pouts.

"Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity." I say simply and flop down on the motel bed.

"Dean is very upset with you" He says and I look up at him

"So, he had it coming" I huff and feel my loving angelic boyfriend sit down with me.

"You two have to start getting alone please" Cas begs me

"Fine fine, Ill try" I sigh

BATHAZAR: I hear the flutter of wings and groan known exactly who it was. I was busy doing work for the winchesters and really didn't have time for the British angel who seemed to have taken a liking to me.

"I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?" I say flatly before he can get a word in.

"Feisty today aren't we" He says and I feel his presence behind me causing my eyes to roll.

"I save it special for you" I say sassily and feel two hands on my shoulders.

"Have you saved anything else just for me sweetheart" Bal smirks and kisses my neck and I close my eyes

"I may have" I smirk

MICHAEL: I was sitting next to Micheal reading something while he was working away on Angel things. I was tired and picked up my phone to check something and hear a scoff making me grit my teeth and look up at the handsome angel who was staring at me intently.

"You should be focusing on the task at hand, not messing about Miss/Mr (Y/L/N)" He says and I roll my eyes.

"Remember when I asked for your opinion?" I say in a fake sweet voice, causing him to look at me confused and he shakes his head. "Good me neither" I hiss sarcastically and stand storming out of the room irritated with him.

"Oh....that was sarcasm wasn't it" I hear his voice call and his footsteps.

"God, you're so dense sometimes" I say simply

"Don't use my fathers name in such a fashion" Mike hisses and I look at him

"Oh what are you gonna do about it" I say looking back at him

"Get your little bum to the bedroom and Ill show you" His eyes darken.

"I thought we had to focus on the tasks at hand" I chide back mincing his voice

"Bedroom, Now" It was an order definitely not a request.

GABRIEL: I was about to enjoy a nice bowl of ice cream when I hear a flap of wings and the sweet toothed angel appear infront of me smirking talking the bowl and flapping away. Leaving me completely dumbfounded and angry.

"REMEMBER THAT TIME I SAID YOU WHERE COOL" I shout at the ceiling "I LIED YOU BASTARD"

I grumble all night long and ignore everyone in the bunker mumbling things about Gabriel and my ice cream.

CROWLEY: I was in poor mood as I sat at the dinner table with my husband, My mind was to busy thinking of other things to worry about the little adventure he had gotten up to with Demon dean. I let out a yawn and both of the men look at me.

"My love are you quiet alright?" Crowley asks and I nod

"Please continue on, I only yawn when I'm extremely interested" I sate sassily and rise from my seat.

"Darling?" He asks seeming shocked at my sudden change in behaviour.

"Im fine, go back to flirting with your date over there" I gesture to dean who also bore the same expression I did.

"We'll finish this later" Crowley says to dean and follows me like a little puppy.

LUCIFUR: Luci was droning on and on about something but I wasn't that invested, which sounds mean but he had been being a dick as of late and I was fed up with him.

"Are you listening to me?" He asks suddenly drawing me out of my slight stupper

"You know your lips are moving, but all I can hear is blah blah blah blah-" I was cut off by a low growl

"That is a very immature thing to say young lady/Man" Lucifer says pointing a finger at me

"Maybe if you weren't a dick to me, I wouldnt have to be so sassy" I state simply and push myself up out of my chair walking down the small steps and towards the door.

"GET BACK HERE" He shouts but I was already out the door.

"Apologize and I just might" I say simply before slamming the door.

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JUST SOME SASSY LIL READER

Im tired and wanna cry lol

Also am I the only one that has the hots for Lustiel

Yes?

Lol okay bye then

Xoxoxo
-Kate