Russia was small.
He was the smallest Russia ever.
He had the biggest scarf though.
A big scarf for a small Russia.
The small Russia didn't have friends.
He was friendless.
Russia didn't want friends. He wanted to become a big Russia first to protect them.
So after many years, Russia finally became a big Russia.
But now his friends were terrified.
"Mr. Russia! You are terrifying" they would say.
Russia would pretend to be angry but he was actually sad. He really liked his friends. Why would they say that?
He just wanted to be treated like a normal person.
Big Russia liked to pet and hug his friends, but that terrified them even more.
Soon enough, his friends left.
And he was all alone.
He was very upset. Now, he wanted to become a small Russia all over again.
Until he met China.
China was a good person.
Russia liked China.
China tolerated Russia.
They became good friends and hated on America together.
The End
