Denmark and Norway are sitting at the park on a picnic bench eating toast.
Norway: *eating*
Denmark: You know what would taste good with this, Norge?!
Norway: *keeps eating and shrugs*
Denmark: *grabs a small container of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"* This-
Norway: Oh! Butter~ *grabs a knife and spreads "the fake butter" across his toast*
Denmark: *spreads some on his toast as well* *eats* Yum!
Norway: *eats* Mmmmmm~
Denmark: *swallows* I can't believe it's not butter!
Norway: ....... it's not butter?
Denmark: No-
Norway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT BUTTER?!?!
Denmark: Norge, chill-
Norway: WHY IS THIS NOT BUTTER?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!? *FLIPS TABLE*
Denmark: AHHHHHHH
Narrator: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter~
Norway: SCREW YOU ALL AND YOUR CHEAP IMITATION BUTTER
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