I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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Denmark and Norway are sitting at the park on a picnic bench eating toast. 

Norway: *eating* 

Denmark:  You know what would taste good with this,  Norge?! 

Norway:  *keeps eating and shrugs*

Denmark: *grabs a small container of  "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"*  This-

Norway: Oh! Butter~  *grabs a knife and spreads "the fake butter" across his toast*

Denmark:  *​​​​​​spreads some on his toast as well* *eats* Yum! 

Norway:  *eats* Mmmmmm~

Denmark:  *swallows* I can't believe it's not butter! 

Norway:  ​​​​​​....... it's not butter? 

Denmark:  No-

Norway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT BUTTER?!?! 

Denmark:  Norge, chill-

Norway: WHY IS THIS NOT BUTT​​​ER?!?!  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!? *FLIPS TABLE*

Denmark:  AHHHHHHH

Narrator:  I Can't Believe It's Not Butter~

Norway:  SCREW YOU ALL AND YOUR CHEAP IMITATION BUTTER

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